girl on fire
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Anonymous
Crawley, United Kingdom
Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
Ep1cF4ce
United States
Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
NikkiiFireStarter
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
SadDad
Alexandria, United States
Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML
ILiveWithMorons
United States
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
That shirt is FIRE!
Today, my shirt caught on fire when I was burning paper for my ancestors at the cemetery. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
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daniel271 13
Damn I thought that happen in movies only
_whyme_o 12
Do you look like an ant?
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Comments (78)
Honest_Guy 10
Kick the sh*t out of him
punsarefun 8
SCIENCE
NotGabe 28
THIS. GIRL IS ON FIYAAAAA!
2infbvcxxcvbj 13
As much as I want to empathise for you op..I can't get passed the fact that, damn that's quite impressive! Dangerous and thoughtless but totally impressive.
Trevveh 6
I guess he ain't as big of an idiot as you think
wickedhyype 17
I guess when they say 100% cotton , they aint lying
chocolatefrog28 29
So what you're saying is that you're related to Dennis the Menace...
FalloutScrolls 25
Katniss, is that you?
Calingaladha 21
But you're his sister. Have you explained to him that it's aunts you're supposed to set on fire?
Rodville 28
http://i.imgur.com/J3GtyzO.png