girl on fire
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Anonymous
Crawley, United Kingdom
Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
Ep1cF4ce
United States
Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
NikkiiFireStarter
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
SadDad
Alexandria, United States
Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML
ILiveWithMorons
United States
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
That shirt is FIRE!
Today, my shirt caught on fire when I was burning paper for my ancestors at the cemetery. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
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daniel271 13
Damn I thought that happen in movies only
_whyme_o 12
Do you look like an ant?
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Comments (78)
assassin707 7
hey... Science After all
americanafrican 32
how long were you sleeping?
man_in_black08 28
Guess you were smoking hot after :P
Scorpio01 16
Well... Give him a candy.. It could have been your skirt also..
turkeybacon 9
He must not be that stupid if he knows that
Levvy 22
Are you the protagonist of a Goosebumps book or something?
worldclassrager 41
Sibling rivalry?
derangedplanet 23
just in case his homicidal tendencies were misconstrued. but really though; someone needs to high five this kid. that's impressive and he is very well learned in the methods of sun torture. he's graduated well past my feet with moths. maybe too well learned....
_imacooldude_ 10
My older brother set me on fire when we were younger so I know how you feel
Xion0014 20
Impressive.