Today, my husband was kind enough to hold my hair back while I was going down on him, but didn't have the thought to comfort me this morning while I suffered the effects of morning sickness. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
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Top comments
attatood 8
That is pretty selfish of him...
2muchshyt 0
hope u didn't brush ur teeth so he has a vomit smelling penis
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Comments (120)
Reallycoolguy35 0
I would help hold your hair.
sweetheartslim 0
creeper?
snowking_fml 0
get the **** over it
Lovepeace18 0
um. u have morning sickness its either a hangover or u might be pregooooo!! :)
thrAsHeRr9081 16
You are so dumb, fo' real.
Lovepeace18 0
um. u have morning sickness its either a hangover or u might be pregooooo!! :)
lostfaithinpppl 19
^^^ This
cowboyy_fml 0
divorce him and don't come complaining
RyNo24 4
ydi... should be blowing him, not blowing chunks... so selfish...
hashoahxxx 0
priorities dude
britmohn 5
dbagggg:/
NullPointer 20
This is one of the lamest fmls I've ever seen. Fag is between i and [
NullPointer 20
Why can't I call OP a glorious winged ******?