Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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babybubz 0
knock him out and ink a dick on his forehead ..he deserves to be stamped as one.
ibrett93 0
Well, I reckon you should cut the tattoos out of him now. :p
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Comments (140)
Juuuu_fml 0
he's a douche :(
1800getalife 0
tranquilize him and draw make a tatoo of a penis on his right cheek either cheek
rebornhunter25 0
wow what an ass dump his ass for being so selfish
maa_rico 4
yeah but op u don't complain whe he is giving it to u from behind, so it's a wi win situation
Rocco1990 0
Being with someone for tattoos is a hell of a lot better than being with someone for money. Which some women are notorious for.
Hendrixguy 0
Tattoo: -your name on his dick. -a "open 24/7" on his lower back Smell that? Sweet revenge...
cowgod 0
did you put "liar" on his back
volcomst0ned 0
L0L
daknox 0
give him a tattoo on his back one day and make it bitchy lol like something dumb or just mean he will think it's something else too and he can remove it :)
ohSNAPyall 27
@Rocco1990: What's the difference? A gold digger could use the money to buy tattoos.
Secret_Fire_King 0
Yeah.. I agree with the tramp stamp idea.. Also, I'm tempted to say: YDI for living in a trailer, but somehow I think people won't like that..
fmlzz 0
hate
lenasaur 0
"living in a trailer"? are you serious? tattoo artists make way more money than you can ******* dream of. the good ones make $100+ an hour.
abusyboy93 0
women can't tatoo anyways because they suck
valdancer99 0
lol
stacianichole 2
it's kind of the same as being with someone for money...if that's how she makes a living...ink and needles cost money...
ibrett93 0
Well, I reckon you should cut the tattoos out of him now. :p
MetroidSlayer01 8
Why is FML filled with serial killers and psycopaths???
CallMeHush 1
Because some of us are not allowed out of the house until the ankle bracelet comes off.
elledubb 0
lmao
xxprettydisaster 0
haha i know right!!!!
treesdevin 0
hahaa ...that's a good one that's a good one...
hackymeal 0
hush is bak :D I haven't seen him for a while :s where's snickerdoodles tho?
jskains 6
I don't quite get this FML
Ajjas013 6
The guy is only with her because he is broke and can't afford tattoos and she gives him them for free.
xlovelessx 0
at least he was pretentiing to be straight like my ex was. fyl
caguilar09 0
damn that sucks...what a jerk!
babybubz 0
knock him out and ink a dick on his forehead ..he deserves to be stamped as one.
bridgette5866 0
^^win!!^^
brigittebabe09 0
^^^ def!!!!
dugumit 0
give him a new tattoo "gay and proud"
Drama0176 0
I'd do that. He doesn't deserve you or any other woman :)
Lethario14 0
lol #6 is funny! I wld totally do that!
pjfromok 0
Being "gay" isn't bad. He needs something to show how much of a true asshole and mooch he is. May I suggest "Broke Ass" with a picture of a bag of money with a red circle and slash over it. OR "Small Dick" with a picture of a tiny dick. That would be funny.
lucifer69_fml 0
whats wrong with small dicks..... ARE YOU BEING RACIST!
Extacy23 0
lucifer- I'll finger ur bumhole
lucifer69_fml 0
extacy, please do. wait a minute.... why dont you put your whole fist up there!!! OH YEAH
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI
Paulbrophyiii 0
you should tattoo a picture of another man on his back
nibawan 0
smart man. if you are in fact a good tattoo artist
treesdevin 0
haha all bad...