Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11
Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.
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Malori98 4
This is the most visual FML I've ever read
ReneeElizabeth 5
If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.
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Comments (324)
Coolada 15
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Hot
MissMae93 23
Uhm, more like not.
brittanyrmh_ 12
Queef fetish?
amandajlucas2015 2
This FML was too much information that I did not care to know about.. Now I have disturbing images in my head thank u
jacsoccerdude3 10
2- That's disgusting. Someone needs new things to like
shannonpaige97 5
You're ******' weird...
holyshitbatman 20
ydi for continuing to have sex after the second time
enchi999 8
So you're only supposed to sleep with a person even if they're your spouse or bf/gf twice?
coried91 28
137- I don't think you understood the original comment...
Gregory607 1
Lol 139, I think you're right on that
tatteduplette 8
#3 what if op couldn't stop her boyfriend from repeating the . . . act. perhaps she was tied up. then she was really at his disposal & he coulda forced her to queef way more than 5 times, he sounds like a pretty nice & easy going master, to me. XD
sink_instead_of_ 5
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What is a queef?
ReneeElizabeth 5
If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.
wakkydude 3
****** fart.
jumptothemoon 2
A vaginal fart is also known as a queef
Clioo_fml 17
You'd be surprised how useful Google search can be...maybe try it?
Forlorn420 9
19- people lie
rhaemese 9
Why use google when people on FML give greater answers?
PleaseStayChill 9
33, Everybody lies.
phorn84 13
People lie, but rule 1 The Doctor lies.
Octain 13
Well he's from London. You can't blame him for not knowing an American term. I had a London friend who didn't know what the word "dork" meant.
TBelle4Ever 15
56, did you say that just because Dr. House is your profile pic?
dinorider_fml 4
65- It's an allusion to Dr. Who
letmehavemytea 21
56- said it because of House 58- said it because it's rule #1 for Doctor Who...the Doctor always lies
Karalela44 15
A ****** fart
therealslim 15
Thanks 92. We hadn't yet clarified that.
skibutter 1
lmao at 97's comment :)
qwillis98 20
You misspelled London (you spelled londan)
MissMae93 23
121 - What are you talking about?
domking1315 20
He's talking about number 4's profile description
qwillis98 20
muzy 23
#121 that's how people from London pronounce it.
Inheritance 10
38; better* is a better word to use than greater just saying And he's 32 and doesn't know what queef is? Watch some south park bra
jaceroids4 1
It's a penis fart.
OogerBooger123 0
A ****** fart
Minna_fml 14
What kind of farting has your penis been doing...? (e_e)
SkyBug91 5
Really? I'm 14 and know.
larisonr 4
A queef is a vaginal explosion of gas. - Mr. Mackey, South Park
coldspider3 6
Trololol
heyhihello5736 0
You win
xx000o 27
Or to old.
Trisket87 2
It's when a girl farts out of her ******
nevergo 10
I have no idea. Good q though
Marrach 7
4- Your Mother
GreenDayFanatic 5
Kiss ass
GreenDayFanatic 5
100- Kiss ass
ahti546 11
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Dafuq did I just read
ILoveZombieBoys 13
LOLOLOL
PleaseStayChill 9
What a creative comment, thank you for your contribution to the conversation.
Valdrek 26
Haha, this is going to my favorite's :).
NuTrees 9
Lol this was very descriptive
Zedd_fml 8
Few FML back, a young lady got cookies for saying that. Are you here get a cookie as well?
bubina 14
Mine too
SenselessPattern 12
*pours cyanide on top* Here you go everyone! ...Finally, peace and quiet.
Dustin642 1
Yup! I need to try that! That's epic!
trivel64 16
cool story bro tell it again
Valdrek 26
Mmmm cookies :P
gingerwithsoul_fml 6
Just do it. You don't need to tell the world.
Valdrek 26
Haha you think FML is the world?
chellyX92 8
A mature one you got there..
gantoman 13
9- your cat farts thunder
linx468 8
Nice try gatoman, but you are about as funny as cancer.
CantBeatMe2007 5
87- I feel ashamed that I laughed at that comment...(:
walmartpaysme 15
It's really sad that this is the first comment that did not get down voted.
Gregory607 1
It is funny Pokemon are awesome
chellyX92 8
143, thanks?
walmartpaysme 15
197, I wasn't saying that your comment sucks. I was saying that it's sad we had so many fail comments.
onlychildFTW 34
Congrats! First comment not burried!
RentaName 15
At least he had fun? Next time he tries it, just switch positions.
astoryofroses 9
ah true love
Dinger1992 3
Wtf is wrong with your boyfriend?
docscientist 10
It's called Pavlov's Doggie-Style.
doumtabarnack 12
Good idea he got there obviously...
onlychildFTW 34
Bad sarcasm man.
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
or was it sarcasm?