Today, my husband was kind enough to hold my hair back while I was going down on him, but didn't have the thought to comfort me this morning while I suffered the effects of morning sickness. FML
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Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
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attatood 8
That is pretty selfish of him...
2muchshyt 0
hope u didn't brush ur teeth so he has a vomit smelling penis
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fearfulsymmetry 1
I don't understand why OP's husband is an asshole for not "comforting(whatever that entails, I don't know)" her when she throws up. I HATE seeing/hearing people throw up, I'm very sensitive to that, and it makes me want to hurl. So, he could be a sympathetic spewer. Or he feels like OP doesn't want him to be around when she's throwing up, I know I don't like having an audience, no matter how comforting they may be, when I'm puking. That's another theory. If OP wants her husband to be there for her, she should TALK to him about not, not as some people suggest, quit pleasuring him, withholding sex/sexual favors is incredibly passive-aggressive and VERY immature, they are both adults and they should handle it as adults. OP, just talk to your husband and tell him how you feel and maybe you can both come to a solution.
bbygiirl 0
well... what did you expect from a guy?
fthku 13
Exactly! And what can we expect from girls other than being whiny, nagging, completely reason-devoid bitches right? Way of the world, my friend.
bbygiirl 0
Exactly! Us bitches know how to get what we want. aha!
fthku 13
Like getting your hair held while you're blowing a guy.
jorrrdddinnn 1
maybe you weren't in the kitchen?
Focker218_fml 0
No shit, no guy wants to see his girl puking stupid.
Sam_13161821 0
You just fed your baby semen.
afulton10 0
I know how you feel..and it sucks.
trippons 9
My ex told me that I wasnt sick quit trying to pretend I was throwing up. It was all in my head I was making everything up I was using my pregnancy as an excuse for everything etc...
baker10 0
I broke my dick. Fml
monnanon 14
You actually want someone near you when you are being sick. I couldn't stand that. I don't like people being near me even when i just have a cold. Im guessing its more of a "He'll help me when it means HE's getting something" fml than an actual pissed off moment at the non hair holding. Just talk to him, if it is your first baby together he may have no idea what is ok to do and what isn't. Lets face it all guys hear is horror stories about how mad women get, the poor guy is probably on eggshells trying not to tip yr mood. However if he is just being inconsiderate then give him a severe talking too.
satorichan 0
Protip: Stop sucking cocks and you won't be sick. True story.