Today, my husband was kind enough to hold my hair back while I was going down on him, but didn't have the thought to comfort me this morning while I suffered the effects of morning sickness. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
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attatood 8
That is pretty selfish of him...
2muchshyt 0
hope u didn't brush ur teeth so he has a vomit smelling penis
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Comments (120)
fizzysmilesalot 0
aww that sucks I'm sorry ):
ortega_fml 0
YDI for getting sick.
anorexicbarbie 8
Are you truly sorry? Yeah, didn't think so.
ily1210 10
shit happens .
Reallycoolguy35 0
ur hot
Yo_daddy 0
you should look at him like he's crazy next time he wants some and say " punkass Decepticon" :P
helloletsgo 0
why would he comfort you. As long as he's satisfied. Stop satisfying him and you may see a change in him
attatood 8
That is pretty selfish of him...
maskedman 9
Are you…RAGU?
erkasaurusrexx 0
39 I see what you did there. haha .
Siji 0
XD The sauce!
carlysinging 0
39, that actually made me laugh. ^_^
2muchshyt 0
hope u didn't brush ur teeth so he has a vomit smelling penis
lillypilly35 0
that doesn't make sense because she said that she was sick the next morning. learn how to read dumb ass.
MnBran6 0
77 She didn't specify that it was the next morning. I'm interpreting that she blew him later in the day AFTER having morning sickness. Learn to comprehend before calling names.
zolziski 11
Just goes to show you how open to interpretation these fmls are. I was thinking she gave him head the night before and then suffered with morning sickness the next morning. Either way, unless the OP asked for his help and he still chose to leave her to her own devices, then I see nothing wrong with him not "running to her aide". As others have said, he probably didn't think she wanted him around. For all we know, he may have tried to help once before and she flipped out about it. Pregnant women and their hormones... Tsk tsk tsk...
passinby 3
try looking at context - she'd be pissed that he didn't help her while she was puking, so probably wouldn't want to go down on him after that. Kinda obvious that the morning sickness came sometime after the BJ.
SomeRussianGirl 3
89, Uhm? … where in the FML did she mention she's pregnant? Sucks for you OP FYL.
epicwaffles 7
You don't know what morning sickness is, do you? .___.
bigphill1333 0
YDI
newnew8 0
what does YDI mean?
mommyhearts2boys 0
y does she plz do tell cause that's just stupid for the guy to not have anything to with having a baby
JERZBornNRaised 7
he sounds so loving, you have a winner! i noticed most guys are only nice to girls when they want something, kinda messed up if you ask me
foreverspellman 0
everyone thinks he's being nice. she even thought it was a nice gesture. turns out I'd bet Money he was just holding it back to watch as men are more visually stimulated than women. ydi for assuming he was being sweet and letting yourself down when he didn't do the same while you vomited a lung...
PakaSkittlez 0
I like how you generalize all men with that idiotic assumption
tttiffany 0
duh.
tampabayfan 22
lol
jakeNstorm 7
Thas guyz for you, it sucks but they'd do just about anything to get themselves relaxed whyile ur on the job.
steffielynn 0
he was probably holding your hair back so he could watch
ktdad07 0
Nah, guys aren't into watching...
Marcelb 17
Erm, yes we are. Or at least not all men aren't. :P
ktdad07 0
I take it sarcasm hasn't made its way over to Holland yet.
whatyotalkinbout 0
how do you get morning sickness from a *******? fake
kile88 2
dude she was probably pregnant and didn't want to have sex. so did that instead