Anonymous
Vancouver, United States
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Best time
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
kady
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Party!
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
pukishgirl
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
India
This good enough for ya?
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
StupidJob
Batavia, United States
Today I was home sick from work because my doctor gave me a new pill that made me throw up violently. My boss called. I thought she was checking on me. She fired me instead. FML
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Buckethead
Today, I called in sick for the first time. My boss said that if I didn’t show up, not only would he fire me, but he’d make sure I never find another job for the rest of my life. So I showed up to work with a bucket, puking every five minutes. My boss still made me stay the full nine hours. FML
ewwgross
United States
Bad hair day
Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML
Anonymous
Macon, United States
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
iswearicandrive
United States
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
stuck
Australia
Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML
Top comments
triplebeerox 27
Well, that was nice of your boss. Sometimes I can't do that even for friends...
Jac_d_ipper 10
Were you giving him a ********?
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triplebeerox 27
Well, that was nice of your boss. Sometimes I can't do that even for friends...
Roskosity 22
You have a great boss. Work diligently.
Failure_Inc 12
I know, you try to help people and then they start gagging and it all just goes down hill from there...
triplebeerox 27
Yeah, I have more of an issue with the smell *shudders*.
janelly16 7
Hey well at least it shows the boss cares enough to do this after knowing them for two days. Probably shouldn't worry about it too much.
fuckedPriceless 17
In her defense, maybe it was a 2 day blow-job.
twitch851 9
#41 what is it with all the sex addicted 12 year olds? Do they think all female works give blow jobs to their bosses now?!
hashshim 23
They watch waaaaay too much ****.
Blackcatluck 19
Coming from the one with "send me nudes" on their profile.
Snooyroxmyworld 5
Yeah i know what you mean
herotime 7
No more party hardy
hardehar 9
Who said it was party related? Nowhere does it say that OP wasn't just ill! Poor OP :(
MuseFan1991 14
exactly, OP could have had a stomach bug or morning sickness. don't be so quick to judge 2, you cheeky monkey
Smashhoof 15
Get ready for day three!
Jac_d_ipper 10
Were you giving him a ********?
Ambient25 25
yes, because he throwing up = a ********
RedPillSucks 33
Jokie jokie....
Ambient25 25
she* this sucks, autocorrect will take first priority, and the minute I notice and try to fix it the internet goes out. I hate the Greek infrastructure
IworkAt711 14
Well it doesn't say that OP is a woman. It could be a man with long hair for all we know.
whiteboy896 9
I doubt a man cares if his long hair is held by someone else while throwing up.
IworkAt711 14
I sure as hell would. I dont want puke in my hair.
Hairnet 14
It doesn't say that OP's boss is a man either.
pmacxx 5
Deep throat?
niphredil 2
Look at the upside: Your boss seems very nice.
CrissyyyS2 22
I don't know whether ydi or fyl. But that's pretty bad for second day on the job.
golden_warrior 23
I thought this FML was going to end differently. Damn, you dirty mind....
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Well your boss seems to be respectable! You're gonna wanna work really hard to show some appreciation OP!
yawateverok 10
i think he will forgive u for troubles its fine (:
Sabriiyah_Witter 5
Well be happy you have a kind boss?