Today, my husband was kind enough to hold my hair back while I was going down on him, but didn't have the thought to comfort me this morning while I suffered the effects of morning sickness. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
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Top comments
attatood 8
That is pretty selfish of him...
2muchshyt 0
hope u didn't brush ur teeth so he has a vomit smelling penis
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Comments (120)
zanguard 0
What did you want him to do? Give you a foot massage while you hurled all over the place?
Britbug89 0
I think you need to vomit on him haha
Leftieswillrule 3
Maybe of you had finished blowing him you wouldn't be pregnant
floppycow 0
great story to tell your kid
SiobahnR 0
how do you get pregnant from a *******? ;)
attatood 8
powerful load... went right through her :P
sourgirl101 29
You do realize he only held your hair back so that he could get a better look at what you were doing to him, right? Morning sickness is the worst. I used to throw up in the garbage deposal when I had it. It's easier to clean up after. No toilet water splashing up at your face.
LoveMySoldier82 0
I would use whatever was closest. Garbage disoosal, trash can, toilet. Once in our car, he couldn't pull over and the only thing he could find was a McDonald's cup. Yep... used that too.
gryarya 0
if your were my mother I'd get you Gatorade the whole deal. than laugh at my father. I'm only 14 and a dude.
CallMeHush 1
What?
zapzapp 0
Interesting :P
YouBeenTrolled 0
You're fake. -Successful troll is successful.
jerry44924 0
I'm sorry about that