fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
whatevershit
Theodore, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
big time traumatized
PANIC!
Today, my husband drank way too much white wine at a wedding and projectile vomited all over me and my car while I was driving. We were 5 miles from home and I have emetophobia (the fear of vomit/vomiting). FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Top comments
lulubelles 33
He's just making sure you really meant in sickness and in health
perdix 31
So, do the vows count, or is puking the same as crossing fingers in nullifying promises?
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Comments (93)
darwinism 30
You must have had a really sick wedding. Just shows he loves you inside and out.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Oh wow, he must have been really nervous. I'll make sure my fiancé doesn't eat too much at ours ^^
jjbond01 4
It's sucks being sick on important days but he tried to be a trooper, prolly shouldn't have eaten anything to be safe.
grumpybr 13
Then he'd pass out. Don't see an upside here. And food probably had nothing do to with his puking, I bet he was just really nervous.
Cazz91 21
"B-b-bbbaby, I promish to cherrrish and lo-" *BLEHHHHH* "love you till d-" *hiccup* "death do ush apart" *BLEHHHH* Yeah, I can see how memorable that will be for the rest of your lives. Congratulations for getting married if its any consideration. :)
AcieMcG 21
Don't worry, Stan does that every time.
HortonThelephant 15
I set out reading these comments with every intention of finding this reference:) You did not disappoint, I thank you kindly
beyondneptune 9
he sure spilled his feelings
coffeechick68 1
I say FYouNew HusbandsL....Hes the one who got sick. And honestly it coukd be worse, he could have gotten cold feet and not showed up, he could have been cheating on you. Cut the poor guy some slack, probably nerves made him throw up, probably warm in the church or where ever you got married.
Pokelad 12
So, are you sick of him yet?
Lumen94 10
Fyl but congratulations
Julianne_sings 10
Hopefully you'll be able to laugh about it in the future. Congratulations OP, I wish you many years of happiness!