Today, while working in a kids shop, I absentmindedly called a small person with his mum a little man. I then heard a deep man's voice say, "I'm not a little man." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, at work, I spent half an hour on the phone with a customer. At the end of the conversation, as he was putting down the phone, I heard him say 'God, he was a miserable git'. I'm a 28 year old woman. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said, "You know? I like little girls." FML
Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML
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TheSminty1 17
So naturally you answer with, "My, you have a deep voice for a girl"
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
Technically he is though so 🤷🏽♀️
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Comments (7)
tenniemo 20
It’s a mistake, not an FML. Just learn to be a little more observant so you don’t make that mistake again. I’m sure the guy was upset in the moment, but understands these things happen (and it might happen often for him). You’ll feel awkward about it but it’s over and done with, so just learn from it.
Gofuckyourself 24
I can see why you would say that (see what I did there) but don't be too hard on yourself. It's an observation you made and ran with it. Just be a little more mindful.
Angcrad 17
Don't sweat the little things
TheSminty1 17
So naturally you answer with, "My, you have a deep voice for a girl"
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
Technically he is though so 🤷🏽♀️
Charlie Given 28
Well he's not alittle man because he's hung like a horse 🤣🤣