Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I was doing my nightly exercises in the living room after my kids went to bed. My youngest got up and saw me doing some hip mobility moves that I’ll admit look a little weird. He then told his teacher that mommy was humping a pillow on the floor. FML
Today, I was at an outdoors Christmas party and I jokingly complained that my son says 'mama' way more than he says 'dada'. One of my students was at the party and watched him for a couple of hours. He taught him to say 'dada' every time he sees a bug. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
Today, I was babysitting four kids. I turned the TV on for them, and set the youngest on my lap. She started giggling and pointing at every single pimple I have, exclaiming "Boo-boo!" This went on for half an hour. FML
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Mariebaz 11
"Mommy, look what the babysitter taught me!"
chickenwalrus 14
did the parents call you an ass hole? anyone? no? okay sorry.
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Comments (111)
ThatFunnyDude 3
I have coital cephalagia. it seems we share luck.
mylifesucks_fml 1
I would look that up... but honestly I'm just too damn lazy. so next time do me a favor and use plain English. ps- if no one knows what it is then no one will think its funny...
TheElderTROLLZ 15
You taught her to bend over, OP?! She's not ready yet, they must be at least 6 for it to be legal... Right?
ThisIsMyReign 4
Hey, Macarena and moon!
Forlorn420 9
What you guys didn't hear that they added that part into the dance now? It's to keep up with the new generation and how they like to bend over earlier nowadays
unknown_user5566 27
1- Your username doesn't seem to be appropriate for your comment.
BrittRoxx101 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ewww and how old is she?
MindFreakazoid 10
Read the FML one more time.
Bonzer 2
9 beat me to it.
2ndSucks 15
"Today, I was babysitting a four year old girl..." Gosh, good question.
MindFreakazoid 10
Haha sorry 10, but I can't stand to see someone be so stupid
IsAbElLiCiA20 6
2 - funny, I said the same thing about you, except it went more like "Seriously, how dumb is she?"
Bonzer 2
14- When I wrote my comment, I looked and saw you wrote yours right before I wrote mine, so I deleted to avoid looking like an idiot.
MindFreakazoid 10
19- Ah. I'm sure we were all thinking it, right? Yeah, no? Oh well. Anywhat, I like you, you're not one of those dumb-fudge commenters :D
zenrael 21
2- and I'm guessing you're the blonde.
hockeyoceancity 13
19 is eating 24!
Bonzer 2
24- Thank you. I like to think im not one of the stupid ones.
B4DR0M4NC333 0
I will assume you are the blonde one in the picture...
therealslim 15
^ you mate, are so ******* original
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
88 and 28- Way not to be stereotypical. I think it would be hilarious if she's the brunette. Marilyn Monroe created the "dumb blonde" stereotype. Guess what? She's a natural brunette.
NanillaVipples 2
97 - I thought dumb blondes created the dumb blonde stereotype
Mariebaz 11
"Mommy, look what the babysitter taught me!"
flashback.miss 28
lol awww but im sure once you explained you can just laugh it off.
Pandacupcakelove 26
I LOL'd AT YOUR PICTURE! XD
rocketpopper1030 11
Bahahah
doctorhook86 25
37: At first I thought you meant #30's tentacle-rape avatar lol 30: Nice tentacle-rape avatar--but why wasn't your reply lyrical?
baddawg365 0
Thing is its a guy...
xXxIracebethxXx 14
30 - It doesn't matter if OP explains. Look at his username.
hqbrat 8
That's nothing one time my little cousin (when she was little)went up to a little colored girl and asked her if she could lick her because she was"made of chocolate"
PrincessPesa 20
93, did you really just call someone "colored"? How about no.
chickenwalrus 14
did the parents call you an ass hole? anyone? no? okay sorry.
reallytho3 11
All is forgiven....
muzy 23
I bet the dad looked at OP and was like "You disloyal, fool ass, bitch made punk."
dude1122332 9
You mad bro?
Forlorn420 9
You sad bro?
2oc 5
I glad bro.
rcgirl2 11
Try explaining to them that you did not tell her to do that. Hopefully they thought it was cute.
macdaddymady 8
Considering OP is male, the parents most likely assumed the worst case scenario. Sorry OP.
laden_swallow09 35
Notice OP's username…
MrFuzzles 5
She's just a kid, if I were a parent I'd think it's funny as hell.
unknown_user5566 27
Exactly! Unless they are super paranoid people to begin with, I highly doubt their first thought was: "OMG honey! The perverted babysitter mooned our child and now she's mimicking him!" Don't worry OP. I bet the parents will just put that in their mental vault of embarassing stories to tell when the kid starts dating.
Fml_FTW228 10
^^ No, they did not "put it in their mental storage." Op's username is "fired."
unknown_user5566 27
Vault* Oh, you're right. I forgot all FML usernames are considered absolute truths.
thischick1659 1
Kids do the darnedest things..
MsSoulReaper 27
I bet the parents weren't too happy with that hah. She is only four, she didn't understand what she was doing.. I hope.
SadIife 6
I hope she finished with Hey Macarena!
newbiehere99 6
Ok so this have me a visual ... Nuff said
Bonzer 2
Did you follow her lead?