Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
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DarkHelmet 10
Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now
copo37 7
Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.
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Comments (257)
ImThePope 2
No, what you mean to say is that you wish blue would send you a nude because that person has a picture of a girl in her underwear; thus making you hope to believe if you could talk to that person who is hopefully a girl in the first place, you would get a nude.
MrsFry 0
yea but it's not his fault either! god, y does everyone have to hate on ppl being spontaneous!?
xSnow 0
Ahaha that's awesome! lol this made me laugh:)
madmansoup 3
the nude it when if were to might then would destroy nude for finding girl need if can he does for could it for possibly hope a real kind but disappoint ultimately.
ydi_4_suking 20
im gonna be the asshole that says it. 36 i like your tattoos and i have some too. idgaf if you care
madmansoup 3
at first I was like: what? then I read her profile and was like: oh.
RainbowHeadache 2
Bahahaha I want a husband that does stupid stuff like that.
enonymous 9
Really? because every guy would do this. I'm amazed/saddened there wasn't use of a blender, toaster and panini machine involved in this FML
RainbowHeadache 2
Sadly I've only found one who does stuff like this. :[
pimpJuices 0
don't worry, u just described most men. PS i'm obsessed with zombies too!
enonymous 9
Embrace the hardness it has cookies!
theluckygirl28 8
That's actually awesome!! I mean, your step-mom is probably scarred for life... but whatever :)
azurewave 6
damn
MfailK 0
daaamn
meowcat_1 0
Sounds like someone's been *sunglasses* SCARRED for life. YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH