Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
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DarkHelmet 10
Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now
copo37 7
Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.
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Comments (257)
mintcar 10
Maybe be meant the peanut brittle you guys were eating in the kitchen? Those things /are/ pretty hard.
jmrtheman 3
just sayin you two girls are kinda hot js
_rockaholic_ 0
Embrace the awkwardness!
RAVENxD 0
I just wish my boyfriend doesn't do that lol and nice one dude
Glidefedt 6
your husband rules
ceinaworus 0
right, so that makes it perfectly normal for someone when they are visiting. not awkward at all!
stormlvr 0
haha... "sorry, he's just a guy." xD thumbs up if u know who said that!
stormlvr 0
that does not mean thumbs down if you don't....
MrsFry 0
LOL my husband would definitely do something like that too! ^.^ to funny
deadman93 8
yes im quite sure mother would love to hear and see your husband nake yelling that while shes there
lilyisfly 0
haha ikr