Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML
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blland 0
One golden scene for Romeo and Juliet should have had. Enter Capulet. "Wherefore art thou in my bathroom? Cannot thee afford thy own?"
WOW_idc123 0
eww. haha thts really weird
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Comments (148)
WOW_idc123 0
eww. haha thts really weird
narks 0
LOL YDI for having a stupid ***** daughter who has sex in the shower.
Secret_Fire_King 0
lol.. Oh well, OP.. At least you ruined their moment.. Or not.. If you didn't, FYL indeed..
killerpenguin4 9
you shouldve kicked the boyfriends ass... I would be really demoralized if my girlfriends naked dad kicked my ass
chopra 0
your daughtor is a **** like #99 said
Hoplaka 0
It's not the OPs fault.. so stfu. Fyl OP! That is awkwardddd
smart16314 0
he is her dad. that makes him at least partially responsible for how she turned out.
happle 21
Nowhere have I seen someone wondering why OP assumed his wife was in the shower when his daughter lives with them. Seriously, wtf.
TrippingOnAcid 29
#203 he said "my bathroom" so I assumed it was an en suite bathroom
tanishpradhan 20
Why is everyone assuming there's something wrong with the daughter and the boyfriend getting it on?
JBChristian 47
In the parents bathroom. You don't think there's something wrong with that? And you never know, OP may be religious too.
hdisnfjs91 21
Exactly what I came to say!! What if it was just the daughter wouldn’t that be weird but no everyone is more focused on the fact the daughter had a boyfriend in the shower. How old is the daughter?
n1rvanat1zed 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Threesome, anyone?
ThatFailed 0
Lol! But who the HELL goes in there naked when it could have been anyone in the house?
HarperGirl 4
talk about a freak glad i dont know you p.s. talking to guy who said three some but that is why i always check to see if the door is locked and lock it when i am in ther
MyNameIsBruce 0
It could've also been that his daughter was supposed to be at school.
amazingdiva21 1
eww a threesome between a daughter, her boyfriend, and HER DAD?! now that's messed up.
Lqum26 0
Well you can can assume if you're the father that your daughter should not be in your shower because that's just weird and she should have her own shower or bathtub, which is where he probably expects to be so when he hears his shower he thinks it has to be my wife. It's not his fault.
holytornados 1
Not everyone has multiple bathrooms.
subgub2222 16
Hello ya it is!
killurbeer 0
hahahahahahahaha! Thats hilarious but sucks at the same time
blland 0
One golden scene for Romeo and Juliet should have had. Enter Capulet. "Wherefore art thou in my bathroom? Cannot thee afford thy own?"
JulzKay 0
Haha, awesome!
Funkengine12 0
You win just for knowing the correct meaning of "wherefor". Thank you.
monster_tamer 11
Kudos to you. XD
HarperGirl 4
very funny i like it alot plus as added bonus it makes sense
TheRussian7 0
lol that's funny
Hankjeter 0
really not that great. wherefore means 'why'. learn it
Eyams 0
Made my day lol
quiXotic11 3
Replace the 'Wherefore' in that sentence with 'Why'. Problem?
trivel64 16
this, sir, just made my day.
friedchickenpie 14
*thine own Like a & an, thy comes before consonant sounds and thine before vowel sounds.
Mercy71195 4
Even if you replace it with "why" in the sentence, it still makes sense. So, before you tell others to learn something, learn it yourself. That was a great comment, im still laughing haha
Angelkisses130 26
This has to be my favorite comment of all time...
sux2beU 0
LMFAO
bubblybrooke 12
I love how he seems to think that the awkward moment of silence was the fml. I think it would be more that your daughter saw you naked while you saw her and her boyfriend naked and "making out" (cuz there was probly at least some touching there). I think that THAT is the true fml. lol it made me laugh tho
Ashbashcrashed 0
Nah, isn't it that his wife wasn't in there? Wasn't THAT the FML?
CrunkCupcake97 2
wow.. that's terrible! :(
moopsy234 0
today my boyfriend and I decided to go to my house and take a shower while making out. my dad then walked in butt naked and joined us. I'm now pregnant with no clue in who the father is. that would suck! lol
nosedive1994 0
LMAO!!!
nahgemsoohc 0
cue creepy voice, 'who's your daddy...'
DusktheKat 12
Well, which one did you have sex with, you idiot?! AND IF YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR DAD I HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL YOU A W*ORE
thatguynamedsky 32
... I have no words for the person above me
Redrosesandrain 0
blland: epic win.
Kid011 0
wowwwwwwwwwwwwww