Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
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Top comments
spoilt_ 15
could've been worse, at least she didn't walk in on your great sex
allmidnighteyes 11
Cue the "lol u guyze shud of hav a 3sum" comments from the naive 13-year-olds.
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Comments (128)
buddha313 0
THREESOME!!!
Jonkbaby 23
kinky
missmurderx 8
Oh, shut up. You can't even spell.
Rawket_Lawnchair 0
42: you're like fourteen. Your argument is invalid.
GreatGeak 8
eh YDI for leaving the bathroom...life is easy in the bathroom. :)
docscientist 10
42 is 16, 63. You can't do simple math, you're argument is invalid.
mclovin12194 0
that's hawt!!!
Night_terror 0
you're odd
gwarg 0
77 - Your* And 42 is 15 years old; you can't do simple maths.
itsgabriellee 4
100- actually I am 15 and am born in 1995. So she is actually either 15 turning 16 or already 16.
Link5794 18
62, Justin bieber has fans. Your argument is invalid.
angel_831 0
yeah 15
Kayble89 13
He had it right the first time dumbass. You're odd...as in you are odd. He isn't talking about the OP having possession of 'odd' as you would in: Your bicycle, or Your sandwich.
surferchick96 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
aqward turtle!!!
heroesgleealias 0
yes guy
bennyboy111 7
haha lol awkward turtle ftw
ledzeppelinIV 0
I remember that on rwj last night
EMTchic 14
*awkward
spoilt_ 15
could've been worse, at least she didn't walk in on your great sex
jasonfabian 0
good point
im_wilder 0
#3 agreed awkward but atleast it was with abit of decency :P
allmidnighteyes 11
Cue the "lol u guyze shud of hav a 3sum" comments from the naive 13-year-olds.
marinus_fml 20
They should have had a three-some
perdix 31
What about the same comments from the old creepers? I'll await further instruction to inject my thoughts including a reference to the Oedipus Complex.
allmidnighteyes 11
perdix, you never need permission to post raunchy illicit comments.
Halti 4
legend
titchftw 0
nice attempt at covering up what you would say by claiming a 13 year old might say it
georggx 3
haha dick. your own fault.
Jonkbaby 23
uh no it's 2 ladies
iloveloosy12 0
not nice:P I saw what you did the other night haha
buddha313 0
what I can't speak of a ménage a trois?
buddha313 0
And no. Not 13. Try again dear.
illjusbedamned 0
toi. Dick.
dingggdonggg 0
no, it's trois.
IStoleTheCookies 16
98 fails
MetalBoi 0
Dumbass 98
Jonkbaby 23
kinky
MagicMushrooms 0
At least it wasn't his dad.
Jonkbaby 23
kinky
BloodyHeel 8
kinky.
ZleveL 0
stinky
Drukiin 0
linky
LetsRollOut 2
pinky
mrbeastmode 0
slinky
Drukiin 0
clinky
_krispy 0
elephant .
afroninjashuffle 0
his dad probably wud have praised him for it
fyllmao 0
ftw
rustic 0
well since he still lives with his parents you guys probably ain't old enough for you to be walking around naked in his parents house.
Tikwichka 5
Not everyone leaves home at 18. A good proportion of students stay at home whilst they study at university.
allmidnighteyes 11
I know a lot of people who live at home for college. Like hell I'm gonna pay $5000-$6000 to live on-campus in a room the size of a small motel room 8 months out of the year.
RedPillSucks 33
So they should have had sex with their clothes on?
allmidnighteyes 11
No. They shouldn't have sex at all. Because if you have sex, you will get pregnant. And die.
BloodyHeel 8
I don't believe you. That has only happened to me once and I have had sex at least three times.
shakethat 10
I agree. Why are you walking around naked in someone else's house knowing his parents live there? Thats just as bad as not locking the door during sex and posting the fml on getting walked in on. ydi
KVloveBC 0
#51 I like your undie..
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Now everybody take some rubbers!
fightingkittens 39
Keep your religious sh*t out of FML, please.
JaredMcginley 3
at least? shouldn't you know that?