Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML
Today, I farted at a crowded concert, and people started commenting on said fart. I specifically went out of my way to eat certain foods all day so that it wouldn't happen. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML
Today, I went to an orchestra concert and everyone was sat really close together. I tried to avoid hitting people nearby, and tried to lean back to not hit anyone. My bow ended up hitting a cymbal from the percussion section and made quite a loud sound. It was during a really soft part of a song. Kill me. FML
Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML
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Top comments
vcjesusfreak 0
It is incredibly unprofessional to talk at all during a concert, you completely deserved that.
jncwmnd 0
let me guess..you need to say rude things about other people to feel better about your appearance..YDI
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Comments (297)
vcjesusfreak 0
It is incredibly unprofessional to talk at all during a concert, you completely deserved that.
hellokittywhore 0
smh -_- smooth.
sapphireflames11 0
That is disgraceful and shallow. If I were the conductor/whoever hired you, I'd kick you out.
MusicLover951320 0
it's EXTREMELY unprofessional to talk on stage during an orchestra. Especially if you are commenting on the weight of paying people that came to enjoy your music. if I were your conductor, I'd kick you out. YDI.
asscheaks 0
all you did was combine two previously posted comments...
MusicLover951320 0
I did?.. Oh! Gosh. -_-" I'm stupid, I hadn't even noticed. Well thanks for pointing it out.(:
free2speak 14
100% agree with 279!!
jncwmnd 0
let me guess..you need to say rude things about other people to feel better about your appearance..YDI
Ms_Thingie 0
OMG me and my friend do that alllll the time it just happens we wisper it in each other's ear right in front of the person and most of the time they hear everything we say And for the ppl saying that we do that to make our selfs feel better it's a lie bcz it's like we just point things out on ppl like if they have a hariy moll or somthing it's disgusting
050294 0
Because you're miss fuckng perfect, right?
jbond98 0
haha pwned!
LoneStarTexan 6
haha nice!
Starcatch77 20
I like how 264 has a picture of Selena Gomez as "her" profile. If you're going to blatantly insult people's appearances, atleast show your own picture on your account. But wait, then people would be able to see that you aren't perfect and have no reason to be making fun of other people.
murph18 15
285 is right and 264 it is never ok to make fun of someone, if you do ir means your rude, a jerk, and inconsiderate.
BaronW 0
And there was nobody awake enough to turn off that microphone or tell you to STFU?
Da_Bauss435 8
Well normally there isn't a mic. If they were at least a decent orchestra they wouldn't have to use a mic
jeremymg91 0
That's what you get for being an asshole. YDI
yer_maw 1
hahaha that's amazing =] why didn't they throw stuff at you?
ladycoyote 0
Maybe I'm just a dumb vocal performance major here, but I was under the impression that talking ONSTAGE DURING A PERFORMANCE was totally and completely unacceptable! Depending on whether this was a work incident or a school incident, I hope you're either fired or failed.
amhort 4
Exactly what I was thinking... I wish I could click YDI more than once...
penguinsrock87 0
You definitely deseved that
HailSatan 0
You completely deserve it. As a member of a symphony orchestra myself, I see ignorant, big-headed people like you sitting around me all the time and it makes me want to slap them. If you're going to be in an orchestra, learn how to be professional. I hope your conductor kicks you out.
asscheaks 0
ur in a symphony orchestra??? what the **** do you play, the stage?!?
komatights 5
Uhh, what?
moomoo88 0
Dude YDI but sometimes I get easily distracted on stage too. But only if I'm in the back AWAY from the mic.
b00nd0cksaint 0
You deserve to be fired. You are scummy & should practice your professional skills. Idiots like you should drink drano.