Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML
rockyrocket tells us more.
hey guys, I didn't have room to write this in my post, but I was visiting another town 60 minutes away from mine, so I couldn't just go home and wait, and the office was closed that day so I couldn't wait there bebcause no one would be there until the orthodontist arrived. So I was pretty much out of luck :p
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HeavyMetalViking 0
Not as badass as my dental catapult.
Goldenchest 14
dental crossbow..?
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Goldenchest 14
dental crossbow..?
Lunaa94 6
Google..?
takeapieandrun 9
A crossbow dentists use to remove teeth. Fairly effective.
whitesox365 0
im lucky i had braces and rubberbands but spacers expanders, they all suck. good luck, op. i hope you dont have them on long...
overthelimit 3
this happened to me in middle school. it sucks pretty bad.
facilitator 0
dude she has a crossbow in her mouth, how can that suck. is there a button in her mouth you have to press with your toung or something? and if the spring broke then why didn't you get a bolt through the lip?
danab_fml 0
wrong use of the word psychopath. But I see your point. fyl.
HeavyMetalViking 0
Not as badass as my dental catapult.
This2Rudy 7
52 that made me laugh out loud, epic win
C6Racer 0
Sounds more suited to GOW
Idonebeenhad 17
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
MissBunny25 0
60&59, I officially love you both. *presses metaphorical like button*
every1luvsvag 10
Dental crossbow sounds a little more Fable. Or, dare I say it, Duke Nukem?!
C6Racer 0
Woo! This calls for a mac and cheese party?
MissBunny25 0
definitely, bro. I am down with that, bro.
Dmars444 4
om nom nom!! XD
bubblesandbeatle 0
Home made or KD?
C6Racer 0
It'll be the MissBunny Special.
docscientist 10
Totally ******* homemade.
EvenSeeker 0
Yea wht is that
deerescu 1
like
Alysin 14
41 I can't tell if your trolling or just stupid
xXCherrryBombXx 6
actually I have a crossbow too. it isn't for removing teeth, in this case. mine is to move my jaw forward to eliminate my overbite. sucks op
BauerMegan 31
Not at all! I died laughing
Punkyxoxo 14
Sorry this to funny now people looking at me funny as I struggle for breath
Baller_Bob 17
That is funnier than the post itself
callofduty4life 0
Oral, anyone?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Your picture makes it funnier XD
MissEmma_fml 22
And the number of comments he's made, 69 :D
WannaBeActor1018 11
open wide ! ;)
randomthingstv 5
nice avenged sevenfold nightmare album cover xD
ChickenInMyKitch 4
HA I was thinking the same thing #2
largefoofighter 0
there's nothing nice about a7x. Bullet all the way baby!!!!
Lunaa94 6
How many flies did you swallow?
ubetrwatchBN 5
Yeah, on the bright side, at least OP doesn't drive a motorcycle.
kaileigh10 2
I wish I was there to see that. Too funny!!!
Punkyxoxo 14
LAUGHING SO HARD LMAOO
brookeec 0
I bet people looked at you funny. LOL funny mental picture...
MrSassypants 34
Speaking of pictures I wonder if people took pictures of it. That would be funny. Not to OP but to everyone else.
sterlingarcher 1
lol haja 6 I got a mental picture too.. that would be hilarious to see in person
Marianette 0
want an illustrates FML
justmyluck1212 0
that's exactly what I'm sayin, it's a hilarious visual
ubetrwatchBN 5
The mental picture I got from this fml was of that omg kitty.
whoremoness 0
lmao. I was thinking the same thing. my boyfriend said I was retarded.
WeooBeans 14
Ouch! I probably would have gone home.
mozeltov 7
any guy would have loved to have had you in those two hours
Phase 0
FYL if you have to force girls mouths open for oral.
monkeebalz 0
i only need 30 seconds
jbsington 8
best thirty seconds of your life?
every1luvsvag 10
She could be my wife.
xXgUeSsWhAtXx 9
lmao i seriously laughed out loud at the mental image this gave me=D haha now my dads looking at me like IM the phychopath =)
Grimmerie 31
*psychopath you're almost as bad as the people who say "physco".
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Cause those people are soooo terrible... -_-
magentaballoon15 8
physco, like fisco?
sailorzoe 14
They were probably expecting you to yawn or scream.
pulse18 2
how many psychopaths walk around with their mouth open?
Karamelo_fml 11
I do that all the time.
Xythenol 6
None.
mk58 31
Don't tell me you haven't seen any! where have you been, locked up in the bathroom?!
robc32ca 4
in Canada? 3
RinzlerTLS 2
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