Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
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Top comments
DarkHelmet 10
Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now
copo37 7
Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.
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Comments (257)
SuperheroHope 0
nicee
L3Paparazzo 7
must have been awkward as ****.
morgan320 0
DISGRASE THE SOFTNESS!!!!!
livin_plur 0
11 wins :D
bravesfan112233 0
threesome?
yomama126 0
11s comment made me soft
ImJustNotBlack 0
You make me soft
morgan320 0
Icecream make me soft.
ImJustNotBlack 0
ice cream is soft
DivakiddOsz 5
ugh you people are so weird :p haha I like it
brycereid 0
I find this hard to masterbait to
aquariusangel420 0
********** dumbass FAIL
ImJustNotBlack 0
I've had enough of your bullshit, chill the **** out
esu 5
kodak moment
IsH3092 0
haha :3
PleaseDontPokeMe 0
that is epic!
number1beaner 0
You've braced the hardness a lot of times he was talking to your step mom
NoMoreRainbows 0
Pillows are soft
xBabyDollx94 0
Ur hotttttt ;)
xBabyDollx94 0
BlueBerryGiraffe... Ur hot;)
dan_the_man32 0
threesome?
croso88 5
ah haha right?! kodak fo sho
Anton317 4
super nice . makes memories. :)
natirixoxo 0
just go with it!
atthegates 0
so it's his mom then? pretty embarrassing buy you're all grown ups....no big deal
ismileiloveilol 0
Lolz
MissBoo101 0
lol pics for proof!
notsoluckypup 12
Fail
ImaWiseGuy 5
that's gonna be a "hard" situation to explain....
randomthingstv 5
no. just stop with the comments
Person000 0
see what we have here, is typical douche. Notice his online picture is him showing his abs and his comments are all annoying and just trying to put people down. 148 is a real douche
MissFukMyLuck 0
148 is probably 14 and though he is proud of his 'abs' probably dosent realize they look very underdeveloped.... please don't grow up a dick. we really don't need any more around :(
nalia18 8
161 He's just sad he cant come up with a beter profile picture and has to take it out on every1
MakeAScene 4
May God bless 161.
DarkHelmet 10
Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now
robotiick 12
lol dude ur pic explains wat I'm saying
number1beaner 0
He wad talking to your step mom not you
bri_bri2013 0
lol 4, love ur pic
diabian 9
that sounds like a movie I once "mistakenly" rented in a hotel... it ended with a threesome!!
polysyllabist 3
So you're saying you watch pornos involving a man his wife and his mother in law? Everyone has their own tastes I guess.
wisericky 12
soo, umm your gunna send me that video... right?
agSWAAAAG 0
Patrick star!!! nice pic, lame comment though
diabian 9
71- i said "mistakenly" rented :p. and whoever asked for the videoد, i don't have it.. it was in a hotel in New York!
copo37 7
Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.
sxcsatan999 2
haha yes agreed. also pre warning is a fantastic thing. always make sure my man knows if we are having visitors
fearlesstiger98 0
copo37 WIIINNNNNN!!!
DalPozzo13 10
Haha your husband is awesome
lilody_fml 0
agree. :D
iianalove987 7
Haha, agreed! :D
amadais 1
c-c-c-combo breaker!
TheDrifter 24
So, did he still have any hardness to embrace once he noticed?
allnutty 0
I like you profile picture.
lilmisslovely13 15
more like FHisLife. or hers. so embarrasing
winoahh 10
just what I was thinking.
Purplefluff 6
yougotapes 7
haha it was a show!
The_Voytek_Bear 14
Did she embrace?