Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
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Top comments
DarkHelmet 10
Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now
copo37 7
Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.
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Comments (257)
DncrHap 9
no, he knew. he meant it for her. it's more like little did he know you were there. awks.
iceicebaby24 0
agreement^
ryankon518 3
He's a keeper!
mrahhhhh 21
While we're on the subject of stuff that sounds like advertising slogans: Did you "Scope" him out and "feel the tingle"?
dan_the_man32 0
what's that from?
shinzie 1
penis :D
ydi_4_suking 20
hard penis
Awesomeaxel 24
you 2 are retarded
lilody_fml 0
awww. what a little trooper :D
bella_coza 0
I actually laughed outloud, your husband is awesome!
Iknoweverything 29
I don't even have much of a sense of humor, and I laughed out loud as well!
dan_the_man32 0
I actually dont care if you have a sense of humor
CarleeBugg123 5
LMAO!!! This is SO going on my favorites!! xD
CheckMyProfile 17
OP, did you embrace it?
PolBig123 0
Maybe you should have told him that his step mother was coming? That would make the situation less awkward
GetChiZZedoN 0
it was her step mother.
daddyZHOM3 0
soooo youre saying you embraced his hardness while your stepmom made a sandwich for him, or was it the opposite?