dorianseiji
Amiens, France
Today, I ate an apple. My sister then walks in dressed as a witch, and asks, "Have you seen my poisoned apple?" She was playing at Snow White, and the apple had been dipped in the toilet, the cat's food bowl and the garbage can. FML
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Jinxsie 27
I'm sorry but did it even smell like an apple? C'mon now... I'm laughing at your pain. At least you didn't fall asleep. Or die...
Exodiafinder687 58
Good thing it wasn't a real poisoned apple or else your future would be looking pretty grim-hilde.
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ThatOtherMegan 30
That's so gross, OP! Hopefully it didn't taste too bad if you ate the whole thing?
Mightyrif 23
I suspect it was something in the garbage that made the apple lose it's disgusting taste.
Exodiafinder687 58
Good thing it wasn't a real poisoned apple or else your future would be looking pretty grim-hilde.
naxeeb 33
I'm surprised the apple didn't stink!
MetalxSoldier 26
Exactly. I'm just curious how he didn't notice. I'm guessing it might not be as bad as it seemed but that's still pretty gross.
Jinxsie 27
I'm sorry but did it even smell like an apple? C'mon now... I'm laughing at your pain. At least you didn't fall asleep. Or die...
tantanpanda 26
I'm wondering that too. If the apple has truly been in those places, I'd expect there to be crumbs of some sort and a nasty odor coming from the apple.
Jinxsie 27
Well, I guess when you eat something that's suppose to be healthy then you don't consider that it was once in any of those places.
Unixxxion 22
this is just gross :') bahahah
xebi 4
Oh dear, poor you! But wait, don't you wash apples before you eat them?
firefox9778 20
Some people do, some people don't.
Jinxsie 27
The only apple that should go in the toilet is the leftever waste when it gets converted into poop. Otherwise, who puts an apple in a toilet? *inserts bad iPhone joke*
smokecloud_ 37
Now you wait for Prince Charming who can overcome toilet-cat-food-garbage breath to come wake you up from this nightmare.
1dvs_bstd 41
Some princes won't care, they just wanna get to the green, they won't mind a little rough.
LifeMD 14
Well, the only thing you can do now is just play along. What you have just done was an important part in the story!
GrimReefer66 29
I guess it wasn't too bad if you hadn't noticed. But still that's pretty gross
Demon_of_Light 27
Why did the sister have to "poison" the apple anyways? Couldn't she just carry around the apple and call it poisoned? Clearly there's no visual difference.
Soloman212 28
It's the spirit of it. I for one admire her conviction and dedication
fsomelife 26
I really hope it wasn't in that order, at least for the cat's sake. You're a lost cause if you ate something that carried those scents.
WitEluded 13
I always thought it would be fun to celebrate holidays six months early/late, just to see people's reactions. Halloween in March results in this kind of stuff happening. Just imagine if your sister had actually gone trick or treating. With no competition from other kids, all the candy would be hers!
Anikaaaaa 31
Not every country celebrates halloween. For me it was "carnaval" 3 days of dressing up mid february. Going trick or treating on halloween would never get me candy. Kids like to dress up regardless of what day it is anyway