Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Oh, so sexy
Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML
Hard pass
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Cash grab
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
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Nyx_fml 23
Hey, good thing it's an easy one, if you decide to indulge him. You can just take the belly off when you're done. Unlike with a real pregnancy.
mealsonwheels 12
he has been watching too much hentai.
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Comments (109)
ForbiddenDestiny 20
You should put a pregnancy belly on sit with you feet up ask for a massage get into roll! Then sex times! Milk it you may get that back rub you've been after! ;) It's a pretty innocent fetish to be honest. :3 x
Nutella_lover123 4
That's a bit...unique. Just tell him what you feel about the situation. I hope he's the understanding type!
punz 7
Prego wife's are hot, mine was, twice. This guy is freaking psycho but it's better to pretend than actually have a child with him. You should just tell him to fatten his own ass up and go screw himself, then find you a normal babies daddy.
monnanon 14
so you think pregnant girls are hot but OPs bf is mental for thinking so? wow, do you know what a hypocrite is. its not that wierd a fetish either. all op had to say was no.
AshleaJstudent 16
All this says to me is that you can get a "food baby", and he'll think you're sexy. What's so wrong with that?
The_9th_Doctor 18
just get pregnant
macam1010 6
What if OP doesn't want to get pregnant?
ChakatBlackstar 29
To be honest that's actually not an uncommon fetish, though I do believe this is the first time I've heard of someone using a fake baby-belly to satisfy it. But as far as fetishes go, it's not the worst one to let him indulge in, and he's already come up with a solution that causes you minimal harm (as opposed to knocking you up a lot or cheating on you for instance) so you should give the man some credit. I say indulge him, and then use it as leverage next time you want to try something he's reluctant to do.
sanecatlady 13
What's so sexy about it? The constant vomiting or the stretch marks?
Omniprism 15
Hmm maybe indulge in it once for him. But I think I'd be uncomfortable wearing that thing. Maybe if you wear it once you can ask him to wear it and see what he thinks. Hopefully he will come to be uncomfortable from the get go despite it being his fantasy.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
if you don't do it... someone else will
LolCandy 27
I remember reading somewhere about how some men with a pregnancy fetish go around poking holes in condoms. At least your husband is honest with you OP... but I wouldn't rely on just condoms, just in case. Also, a prosthesis means he will be less likely to want you to ACTUALLY be pregnant/ try to make you pregnant. I would much rather go with a fake belly than a real one myself, with all the puking and ripping and bladder squish...