Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Oh, so sexy
Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML
Hard pass
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Cash grab
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
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Nyx_fml 23
Hey, good thing it's an easy one, if you decide to indulge him. You can just take the belly off when you're done. Unlike with a real pregnancy.
mealsonwheels 12
he has been watching too much hentai.
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Comments (109)
Samafilbeit 11
Be glad he still wants to have sex with you and isn't cruising for pregos on Craigslist.
DanielleinDC 34
At least his fetish can be satisfied by your wearing a fake belly. And hopefully you won't need to wear it every time you have sex. But when you do, he should indulge you as if you are really pregnant and/or he should be willing to indulge your kink on another occasion. He's not cheating on you, which is good, and he doesn't seem to want to knock you up, which (if you don't want kids) is even better).
Coolkat25 1
It takes guts and a lot of trust to tell someone that. You should accept that. In return ask for one of your fetishes but he should accept those as you do his. He is your husband after all ...
alemarz123 2
I wonder if he's a cancer. I've read that cancers are turned on by the idea of having a baby.
Itsjustthatbad 4
That's really nasty, no excuse me weird.. Keep things live in the bedroom unnnnh no o.O...#wtf
SebastianXS 3
I thought there was this whole thing about accepting people's sexual preferences going on now. Not sure how people would react if you said you just learned about his fetish for gay sex and said FML.
SergeantSnuggles 12
If you REALLY don't want to do it. Then say this "Honey if you want me to endeavor in your fetish. Then you'll have to indulge in mine as well." Him: "Sure honey, what's your fetish?" "I want you to eat melted Hersheys off of my ass crack. Bet he'll never ask for anal nor come at you with a fetish again! Welcome!
bungholemcgee 11
well what if she loves her husband?
trustno1_fml 10
The question is, do you love your husband? It must have been hard for him to admit this, but if you can compromise to do this once or twice per month and not allways, you will both improve your relationship. I would say, try it out, strengthen your relation, keep it to you both and try to enjoy it. A little rollplay can work both ways.
krmc82 13
That's by far the weirdest fetish I've ever heard about....
PurpleLover20 11
hey at least when you do become pregnant he'll be all over you