Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Oh, so sexy
Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML
Hard pass
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Cash grab
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
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Nyx_fml 23
Hey, good thing it's an easy one, if you decide to indulge him. You can just take the belly off when you're done. Unlike with a real pregnancy.
mealsonwheels 12
he has been watching too much hentai.
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Comments (109)
sc3ptical 30
Oh, just get a real belly - get fat, or pregnant.
iSativa 24
Either decline or go with it. Make him do some chores around the house in order to earn the right to have sex with you in a ridiculous fake belly.
cherryllollo 7
I hate when women make guys earn sex, like it only makes them feel good or something. women enjoy sex too so why make the man earn something both parties take pleasure in? it's not like it's anal where most girls don't enjoy it...
monnanon 14
its not really about earning sex. if you both share the work around the house then both of you are going to have more energy for sex. if you feel underappreciated then you are also less likely to want to have sex.
mosquito19 14
that's perfect. you can be really fat and he'll think you're super hot. oh wait, is there a show already about that?
BrandiLush 31
There is a big difference in being pregnant and really fat.
Pancakes017 19
Bow Chikka Wow Wow
TyT63 12
the...the ****?
driinkbleach 18
I'm sorry op, that sucks I would not want to do that at all.
crazytwinsmom 25
At least you know that he will still have sex with you when you are pregnant, unlike some men who are disgusted by it.
LC3290 16
Exactly. I don't understand how some guys can sleep with you, get you pregnant, then aren't turned on cuz you're pregnant, so they go elsewhere.
SergeantSnuggles 12
I may sound stupid, but is it safe to have sex during pregnancy. Also, you find pregnant sex attractive?
drshn 22
On the bright side, you don't have to be conscious of your body and get fat anytime. plus confess that you have a fetish for buying shoes. so in the end you get to shop and have a healthy marriage as well. That's a win-win if you ask me.
klovemachine 24
Sex with a pregnant woman is hot B-)
StellaNox 16
If he want you to pretend to be pregnant, why not act it all out? Make him rub your feet, massage your back and neck, do your chores around the house. I wish my man would ask me to - Id do it anyday (though its a weird fetish, Ive heard a lot worse). Oh, or tell him youre into human pony-fetish! Funny!!
monnanon 14
make sure to send him out of ridiculous take out orders at 3am too.