Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Oh, so sexy
Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML
Hard pass
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Cash grab
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
Hey, good thing it's an easy one, if you decide to indulge him. You can just take the belly off when you're done. Unlike with a real pregnancy.
mealsonwheels 12
he has been watching too much hentai.
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Comments (109)
worldclassrager 41
Well that's something that I have never heard before...hope that changes soon...
sxm 13
So many strange fetishes out there. Everyone is a freak in their own way though. Good luck with that and maybe it can open up some type of fetish for you.
stumpyj 10
At least he told you and didn't just go out and cheat. I hope it all works out for you guys!
LissaMccracken 23
That's a ******* weird fetish...
whatwhyhoo 10
Why's it a big deal, it doesn't hurt anyone.
Axel5238 29
This could be bad though if it really is a "fetish" what if he looses interest because she doesn't look like that or the op could get sick of dressing like she's pregnant assuming she's willing to give it a shot. Doesn't sound like the OP is ok with it either.
akd7791 2
Just think of a fetish that he wouldn't like. To get back at him
solarrunner 16
You sir/madam are a retard...
Helldemon 32
Get back at him for what exactly? lol
wysegirl 24
good news at least he's being honest w/ you and not cheating to satisfy his fetish.
ahsanmasood 4
i think he is a good person to have had the courage to tell you and not make it a point to satisfy it outside of your relationship, and shows that he trusts you. And to be honest, its just a fetish, i don't think there is anything to freakout about. I would recommend looking into it, if you might be comfortable in doing something like this. At the end of the day, its just a fetish. Nothing to freak out about.
thegreycat_fml 12
Could be worse. At least it's easily indulged and isn't illegal.