Cxisbest
United States
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ProAwkward
Grand Prairie, United States
Avoidance issues
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
toelie
Oh the times, they are a-changin'
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Anonymous
Carbondale, United States
Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML
tlm84
Fitchburg, United States
Toxic much?
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Too manly
Stockton, United States
Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML
Rick
United States
Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML
thedogwalker
Mistaken identity
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
WTF Lady?
Rod Stewart was wrong
Today, I was walking down my street when a girl came up behind me and started yelling about me being a slut. When she saw I was the wrong person, she continued to yell at me because I have blonde hair. FML
ConfidenceShattered
Thanks guys
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
anniecook
United States
Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML
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ollie179 21
tell em to go f*ck themselves
insanesna1l 0
just hope you never end up in prison
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chellean11 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
dress appropriately then?
dcam13 19
sooooooooooo, it's kinda hard to tell... which are you? :p
dcam13 19
sooooooooooooo, it's kinda hard to tell. ahah which are you?:p
insanesna1l 0
just hope you never end up in prison
j300zx 0
Sorry just don't dress like a dyke.
CatEyes66 0
Write "I'm a girl" on the back of all your shirts, that should solve your problem.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
you have **** don't you? show those puppies to the world...unless of course you're fat.
TheFlyingMan 8
No fat chicks.
khaya 9
Maybe you should shave cave woman.
lbf_fml 0
pluck those eyebrows while youre at it.
darkmis1 18
Don't you mean THAT eyebrow? Grow your hair longer too. I'm a total tomboy, but people never mistake me for a dude.
MissBunny25 0
haha aw. these comments are so mean.
persianjr 15
missbunny!!!!!!!! Welcome Back!!! lol
MissBunny25 0
PERSIAN!!!! *hug* I've missed my macaroni posse D: now, I have to be on good behavior so I don't get banned again. :o help me not say something that will get me moderated D:
MissBunny25 0
yes sir , Alan sir :O
blacksand 0
lol. I love that movie. To this day I still know if it was male or female.
s10biker 1
agreed!
bentley55 0
damn if that's you in your pic you're one HOTT MAMA!!!!
bentley55 0
oops... I'm talking about 57 BTW
TopShatta 0
don't look like a tomboy ;)
sarapsosis 1
so what was the verdict???
PLAYSTATION33333 0
o that was u... I knew u were jus an ugly girl
Fliekorochen 0
I'm sorry but what the hell is 'dressing appropriately'?
Tempsey 0
21 - Do you live in Manchavster by any chance? Also, have you noticed that there's a chav in Hot Fuzz?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
You can banned from FML? XD I did not know that :s
SassiestLemon 2
163- Less manly*
tesuan 0
I lost a great friend today. he was a simple man, but deep and complex at the same time. He never hurt a soul, and let a lot of things slide, especially nowadays. Unfortunately, he's now dead and gone, a victim of murder. This great man was known as The English Language, and 163 WAS THE KILLER!
iluvmemicookies 0
Awwww, Mr.English Language died.
ollie179 21
tell em to go f*ck themselves
Madmattmania 0
.....or kick them in the ass and run
Alex94xela 0
flash then with ur **** that'll take away the confusion unless I'd **** look like man ****
Alex94xela 0
o.o auto correct it's supposed to be ur not I'd
PreludeToADream 0
Or just enjoy being a gender bender? Androgynous ftw!
briidontgive_ 0
Lmao ! Ahahahah that's so true.
xo0Hannah0ox 3
what an odd pic u have
Battledog5006 0
lmao hahahahahahaha that's awesome
BayBeezy 0
well we're in the 21st century....there's a lit of he-she's, she-he's, and/or its out there......so does it really matter?
bubble25_fml 5
3 cheers for androgynous folk!
bguerrero 14
The **** is up with your shirt?
denvan 0
Are you Lady Gaga
sean1dan 10
don't dis gaga
NeilGnR 0
Shut up 18
iskusmarines 0
#25 win
pancakerocks 1
lady gaga= he she
emodude44 0
Gaga will **** you up child. Don't diss GaGa. She'll kill you and wear you to the Grammys!
Gantar180 5
Lol, I wouldn't be surprised if that really happened 102
Alex94xela 0
gaga can SMD but I wouldn't want her to cuz she looks like a guy
kazumaslayer666 3
Justin beiner?
chell1894 13
oh my god... most epic comment ever!
MadeToCommentOnT 0
Well... Which are you? o.o
savs11 13
it says she a girl.
savs11 13
she's*
C6Racer 0
Stop being a boy them.
C6Racer 0
then*
MissBunny25 0
*presses metaphorical like button*
C6Racer 0
Long time no see, MissBunny. haha
Battledog5006 0
buy a new face
bentley55 0
yes, let's just run to the store real quick and get a face
sarapsosis 1
you can get them in bulk at Costco
jess6blondie9 3
Yeah but they're cheaper at walmart.
ubetrwatchBN 5
Welcome to Costco. I love you. Welcome to Costco. I love you.
djxtones 0
197 You're Idiocrisy Quote Made My Day :P
License2Sell 0
then dress like a girl and lose the chili bowl hair cut
efmills 0
haha
playboyintown 4
I hate it when I don't come to know the end of a conversation.
j2013t 0
dude gender confused how bout ur name it shid be plagirl in town playboy is girls playgirls is guys
crafty44444 8
11 I like your picture :)
clcbjj31 0
187- You are stupid. That is all.
ebro47 0
so did you finally find out then?