Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Oh, so sexy
Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML
Hard pass
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Cash grab
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
Hey, good thing it's an easy one, if you decide to indulge him. You can just take the belly off when you're done. Unlike with a real pregnancy.
mealsonwheels 12
he has been watching too much hentai.
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ChakatBlackstar 29
Well there are two bright sides to this. 1) at least it's a fairly easy to indulge fetish, and 2) the fact that he shared this with you is a strong sign of trust in your relationship.