U_U
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
quarantine15
🌶️ Spicy
Oh, so sexy
Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML
Uhhh no
🌶️ Spicy
Hard pass
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
thankshun13
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Cash grab
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Anonymous
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Jess49
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
beardedlady
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
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Nyx_fml 23
Hey, good thing it's an easy one, if you decide to indulge him. You can just take the belly off when you're done. Unlike with a real pregnancy.
mealsonwheels 12
he has been watching too much hentai.
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Comments (109)
Grayness_ 26
I'm thinking that's a stupid answer, but then I saw you are 14, then I said oh that's why. (Not saying all 14 year olds have bad ideas)
NandaPanda 22
Is his name Allen Harper, by any chance?
AngelLovesDerby 10
Wow that's fuked
jerryj 27
Indeed...pregnancy is one of the results of being "fuked".
ni0ve 9
Weird but cute. Find out why he likes it. Is it the who circle of life thing?
Ray_of_midnight 23
There are worse things to do in bed than wearing a prosthetic once in a while. Do it once in a while as a favor...and in exchange, get him to indulge one of your kinks. Of course, if it's something you seriously find distasteful for whatever reason, you're perfectly within your rights to say "no".
sxm 13
That's a good answer. You sound like your from the BDSM community.
monnanon 14
you dont have to be in the BDSM community to be respectul to your partner.
beautifulbeats26 6
I really don't think this is that bad. As far as fetishes go it could be worse, OP.
kuzcoandpacha 3
*When you are actually pregnant "Aw what the ****?! I'm being attacked, mom!!!!"
VancouverGuy89 9
At least he doesn't want to do something to hard core like tieing you down
Zebediabolical 45
In the world of kink, tying someone down is pretty tame, actually.
thegreycat_fml 12
Bwahahaha! You think BONDAGE is "hard core"!? Pfffft.
ViviMage 40
My ex had a pregnancy fetish. Cept he wanted the belly real and his religion states the baby is solely the mother's concern. No thanks!
JazNim17 18
Sorry, can't help asking, what religion was this?
Ins0mau 20
60 - Jedi
plarue15 3
Get him off Pornhub.com