Today, I was in a tense tiebreak round to win the local pub quiz. As the quizmaster read out more clues, I got the answer, got up and rushed to be the first team to the bar. I tripped, faceplanted. The whole bar laughed, and then I realized that it wasn't a "fastest to the bar" round. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was selected for a big quiz and was teamed with a girl who I have a huge crush on. When we reached the venue, I tried to hop onto the stairs and I faceplanted onto the stairs and nearby event organisers had to come pick me up. After that, I couldn't look her in the eye, nor answer the quiz questions. FML
Today, during a trivia night, I got overly confident after answering three questions correctly in a row. The final question asked for the capital of Australia, and I loudly whispered “Sydney” to my entire team like I was saving us. We lost by one point. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML
Today, I tried to act confident at a work mixer by telling a funny story. Halfway through, I gestured too wildly and knocked an entire bowl of pretzels off the table. Everyone watched them scatter across the floor like confetti. I just kept talking. FML
Today, I got selected to participate in a trivia night after trying for ages. First question: "What is the capital city of Australia?" My brain completely stopped functioning and I confidently and incorrectly answered "Sydney." I've spent most of my life knowing the correct answer, but my brain wouldn't let me remember it when it mattered. FML
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
Today, at a dinner party, I got locked in the host’s toilet because the doorknob broke. I had to text the host to rescue me. She opened the door… with 5 other guests standing behind her. My social battery was wiped out by the whole ordeal, so I immediately wanted to go home and hide, but instead I got drunk and passed out on her couch. FML
Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML
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Top comments
pubquizgenius 0
We won. The prize was a £30 bar tab, and a hurt knee. The answer was "Mo Mowlam".
Expertfail 0
Smooth. Did you win though?
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Comments (23)
tyrob911 0
wow. how bad does it get when you act stupid at a quiz
pipp360 0
were u that drunk?
Expertfail 0
Smooth. Did you win though?
betseyville 6
Wayne the Brain wins again!
subcultured 0
great reference. was thinking the same thing.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Judging from your idiocy, I doubt you had the right answer anyway.
arsenalfcboy 6
Completely unrelated, but Liverpool are shit
RaKum12 0
I agree Liverpool is shit. BARCALONA is the best
CallMeHush 1
At least you didn't have your darts in your hand when you did it, you could lose an eye that way.
mushoo_fml 0
Did you still win??
txgirl09 5
Of all the dumb things someone can say/do when drinking that's not so bad.
pubquizgenius 0
We won. The prize was a £30 bar tab, and a hurt knee. The answer was "Mo Mowlam".
LtChicken 0
was it worth it?
bk_chick13 0
why were you so hype over a pub quiz???
conversationist 0
he probably got a night with the town stripper if he won.