curseyousuperman
Conway, United States
Today, my self-esteem issues got me jealous of Superman's hair. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
JillianJuneBug
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Looking good
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
Anonymous
It's not permanent
Today, I have really big insecurities, and the ONLY thing I like about myself is my hair. I got it permed yesterday, and just now I used shampoo on it, and my hair is falling out. All 12” of it. FML
richard
Redmond, United States
Shaved
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Anonymous
Bricked up
Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
RS
Delray Beach, United States
Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML
ugly
Australia
Face the facts
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
Boyufd
The Dark Knight
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML
Anonymous
Get better friends
Today, after years of being too self-conscious to do anything big with my appearance, I finally got an undercut. My best friend went on a rant about how I "ruined" how I look and now she can't be seen with me, because we "look mismatched together." Looks like I'm back to being self-conscious. FML
Top comments
SteamyPenguin 46
Just his hair? Of all his abilities, it's his hair you want?
Gesula 24
If that is so, then definitely don't compare yourself to David Tennant
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Gesula 24
If that is so, then definitely don't compare yourself to David Tennant
rebelbelle 17
that man has sideburns and hair a man would kill over
SteamyPenguin 46
Just his hair? Of all his abilities, it's his hair you want?
Welshite 40
Hey Superman's hair can hold a thousand pounds.
SteamyPenguin 46
I know it's pretty amazing! But, X-ray vision, the ability to fly, to leap tall buildings in a single bound, and one of the best, to be able to bring in all the shopping in a single trip!
gracehi 33
Of all of Superman's assets, his hair is the only one that stays amazing under the red sun and in the presence of kryptonite.
SteamyPenguin 46
That is very true.
drayloon 50
I don't know if I want his super ventriloquism tho
DoomSkuller 28
Don't forget laser vision, super strength, super speed, super endowment...
NormaBates 10
It could be worst, you could be wearing tights.
funsizedliz 16
F ifunny
Garagedwella 26
Of all the attributes. You went with hair?!?
Welshite 40
Go into a phone booth and put on a pair of glasses. You'll come out supernatural.
WCARlover 35
Well if you could draw your hair on I'm sure it would be perfect, too
flufee2 27
you gotta visit a therapist to tie up those loose ends..... lol
patrickalamo 48
Enough is enough... No more BS postings... Everyone gets it is April fools day
AikoRose 15
They already fixed them... Before you even commented...
Mynamewontfi 40
Someone's had a terrible april fools today, I see.
Emzinatorbot 26
short and sweet fml. I like you
jkp1291 25
Well to be fair, it is pretty fantastic looking.