Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymed with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML
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Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML
Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "Recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, my dad got me one of those word locks for my gym locker, for which the password had to be a four-letter word instead of numbers. My dad chose the combo for me. It was "diet". FML
Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML
Today, my dad thought it appropriate to ask if my boyfriend, who was in the other room, was circumcised. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
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perdix 31
A woman from North Carolina Strung catgut across her ****** With proper-sized cocks Her **** would play Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Mina There are a few rhymes for you.
seymourlilly17 0
is her name Regina...
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Comments (148)
CO_Dorvanski 5
erste
Slappyzezima 0
whuat ees teh erste?
acccccccc 1
idk if there is any!!!!!! :'(
_TONGAN_ 5
Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo!
sirbrainiac 2
mangina-perfect!
tthhoomm 0
change the word vigani to **** or pussy lol
Ashley121645 0
delilah
77taylah33 0
88 really?
madarchod 0
lousiana, simple
roflmaker 0
argentina
krazygirl100 9
regina
WTSchool 0
Wow, people really don't know how to pronounce words nowadays, do they?
Futacy 30
giggity
vampirapaige 11
6= WIN
Mandeex 0
nasty lol
13Lina97 0
I know right? Freaky dad. lawl.
22cute 17
Op, please stop your Dad before he does something stupid on his anniversary.
seymourlilly17 0
is her name Regina...
omG_G00 0
+1
ArianS2 0
I'm thinking Salina.
Lucidium 0
Fail Arian. That doesn't rhyme.
Jessi2487 0
regina doesnt rhyme either.... jus sayin
lilldude7 0
that does rhym I don't think
5t3ff1k4h 47
You're just a little whine-a, because you live in Regina. You can't get any fine-a ...I totally can't think of anything else. Regina does rhyme, dumbass. "-ina"
Jessi2487 0
im just saying, my aunts name is Regina and it sounds nothing like ******. its pronounced Ree-geena..... or am i missing something? did this come from a movie or tv show? i dont watch much tv so please someone enlighten me
zakkyzebra 11
76. the capital of Saskatchewan is Regina. reh-jine-Uh!
Mister_Grinch 0
Regina is pronounced : Ree-jaai-naa! Same as : Vaa- jaai-naa! I live in Canada so take my word for it.
brii_fishes 0
china:)
alex112094 5
MONTREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jewban 3
oh how I love your ******, maybe I'll take it to china! haha there's a good one
Icyyy 0
Carolina
Hystical 0
So what words did you come up with?
BeatifulPenguin 4
Mangina!
22cute 17
Read the Op's name....
Peytonlikesme 0
Awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! Jk gross
perdix 31
A woman from North Carolina Strung catgut across her ****** With proper-sized cocks Her **** would play Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Mina There are a few rhymes for you.
Devolver 0
Very nice ;)
KTpants 0
win!!!!
dtbomb 3
that made my day
deadman93 8
hahaha dude thats great
DreggsOfSociety 0
I can't express in words how full of win that is.
ayleyyasuko 0
bloody brilliant
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
that wins so hard!
ClaireBear9087 0
amazingg
simoneog09 0
brilliant
cmac86 24
that's awesome!
effedml 5
:)
eddieyes 0
I can't even think of one!!
Cinn_fml 23
I dunno why, but that sounds like it'd be a funny poem... Would probably help if he could think of the whole thing himself. Collaborate for the sake of humour!
Draminicaus 0
It could even be that he just said that for ***** and giggles. *Shrugs shoulders* Either way, laugh, because that's funny as hell.
random210 0
Mangina?
ArianS2 0
You said it before me :(
Peytonlikesme 0
Mango!!!! Hahahah