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Miss Oshawa, Canada 32 years-old In a relationship

eastsiderounder 2 December 2013, 17:11 South Jordan, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML

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I hate children 18 August 2014, 12:10 Liverpool, United Kingdom

Break in

Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML

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