Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little giggle. I put on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there. So we continued. I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I was getting frisky with my husband under the covers in bed. My son decided to run into our room and cannonball on top of my husband. This startled him, which caused him to bite me. FML
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, my son climbed into our bed because he'd had a nightmare. He and my wife spent hours whispering and giggling like they were at a slumber party. Cute, until the next morning, when they were both tired, grumpy, and uncooperative. FML
Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML
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Top comments
phobiaoffears 0
He laughs now, but later on in life he'll definitely regret doing that.
insensitivity_ki 0
He is so going to smoke crack...
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Comments (167)
xmelissaaax0x 0
well your a terrible parent then. because your 7 year old son saw his parents having sex. do you know how awful that is? you should probably not just jump into bed when your son is walking around the house. wait until he goes to sleep or isn't home. or at least check the room first! jesus!
vhivfe 3
He didn't see them having sex. Learn to read properly before commenting! But I agree, they should have waited until he went school or fell asleep.
viper144 0
AHAHAH YDI AND YLIF
i_imagine 0
LMAO. XD
shighappens 0
What did you tell him after? Did you explain what "it" was!?
Spl4sh_fml 0
You have a cool kid.
rolltiderolll 0
Does no one have doors with locks nowadays? Oh well, FYL anyway.
kacee_nicole 0
More like fhl!
monkeykiller77 0
I guess he has a little suprise coming. No worries my mom started teaching me about sex ed when i was 3 he will be fine
furlifelol 0
oooooooh no! poor little guy hahahaha
hellogoodbyexo09 0
Wowwwwwww!Next time I suggext checking your closets and under your bed...