Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, I thought I was going to a friend’s birthday party. Turns out, it was a surprise party for someone else... and I was the surprise. Everyone shouted “Surprise!” and I realized I wasn’t invited. I awkwardly ate a cupcake and left. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML
Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML
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mexicansweetie48 0
lol. wow get over it. have fun gosh.
NGM_47 0
Well at least your mom is better than most moms on this site cause it seems like she really she tried :D
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Comments (173)
shawnarawwwrr 0
EPIC win. i wish my mom hired clowns.
audereyy 0
agree with #1 i wish my mom would hire a clown for my sweet 16!
Rakayum 0
OH MY GAWD! that is like, ah, so terrible! your life is like, ruined.
lexilovesyou 0
Hah cool mom(: Jkjk; At Least You got a party. & she was making an effort to do someething you would enjoyy.
xHaniffax 0
It's funny how you call the OP loser but then say "first" you fail. loser.
x0aka0x 0
i know i couldn't resist
dawny1090 0
oh no .. a clown.. its the end of the ******* world..
Enoch134 0
I wish I had b day parties the last one I had was my baby shower fml
Clare420 0
it's just a clown...did it really **** up your life?? my parents didn't even throw me a sweet sixteen, I had to throw myself one ( it was better anyways LOL )
mexicansweetie48 0
lol. wow get over it. have fun gosh.
jackfm5 0
your moms a douchebag
ChristianHunter 0
Whats so bad about clowns? :)
biwinning88 1
everything
NGM_47 0
Well at least your mom is better than most moms on this site cause it seems like she really she tried :D
RandomFool 5
Haha, That really sucks, but at least she didn't show up drunk and puke on your friends or something...
McCannCanTriple 0
What did the clown do? Sometimes they can for older audiences as well... depending on what their act is. I never liked them though.
meriadoc2 0
Just act cool about it like you dont care. It works
littlemisslee 0
haha i knew when I said yes to this it would get on here quick. sorry your mom thinks your still 4. I hate clowns.
TuxedoBento 1
Shut the hell up. No one cares that you "yes'ed" this or "moderated" that. Self absorbed much? >_>
justdance45 0
clowns are the shit