Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little giggle. I put on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there. So we continued. I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I was getting frisky with my husband under the covers in bed. My son decided to run into our room and cannonball on top of my husband. This startled him, which caused him to bite me. FML
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, my son climbed into our bed because he'd had a nightmare. He and my wife spent hours whispering and giggling like they were at a slumber party. Cute, until the next morning, when they were both tired, grumpy, and uncooperative. FML
Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML
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phobiaoffears 0
He laughs now, but later on in life he'll definitely regret doing that.
insensitivity_ki 0
He is so going to smoke crack...
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Comments (167)
tharimau 2
after reading all the comments, man, a lot of you are seriously stupid. to the OP, sucks about your situation, but i agree with the other posts on here. your son isn't going to be screwed up; obviously, if he was under the bed he didn't see anything, and at that age probably didn't know wtf was going on. so dont worry too much. thanks for sharing though, it was funny :D
frankthetank69 0
Bitch stays at home, The man works and brings in the cash. therefore, it was the hoe's fault.
shelbysue282 0
are you kidding me?! are you that sexist...?! thats just wrong. it was no one's fault and i dont like being called a "hoe" just cause im not a guy. thats just shit
Foxracin 0
hes going to regret doing that later in his life..
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
You couldn't even help that one! FYL! The kid was sneaky and hid beneath the bed when you guys went at it! And frankthetank69/#103: Most of the world doesn't work that way anymore, just in case you didn't know that.
aremmert 0
I don't understand why everyone keeps saying the kid's going to grow up messed up and sexually deviant. Hiding sex from children is a relatively new concept, people. Remember that human families lived for thousands of years in SINGLE room homes. When you had sex, everybody and their grandmother knew it, and nobody gave a flying turd.
Protegas 0
Haha, that had to suck :P Sounds like something my 8 year old brother would do to my parents, or my older brother lol. Ever since he started watching family guy, he's turned into a perv v.v Start checking under the bed? lol Or fill it with random things so there's no room for him to hide xD
egaonogenki 0
Thank you. I'll be sure my kids won't watch Family Guy until they're 13.
Protegas 0
Yeah, that would be good >.> And southpark... and American dad... so on xD Can't really blame my parents, though, my grandmother gives him/lets him do whatever he wants. Hard to tame a spoiled child =/
Blubberr 0
He's gonna be soo damaged..
rain_lovergirl 0
WOW people really need to grow up. like 27/28 said. sex is natural whether you like it or not your parents had sex for you to be here!
iBou_fml 4
im sorry but i dont really believe it -.-
Mc09toofine 0
OK to those who say the kid's screwed up: he's not screwed up he probably laughed because he was under the bed and the bed was bouncing up and down and he heard strange noises so they were laughing at that! sheesh they're only 7 they're not gonna know what's going on!