Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
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gusgus36 5
maybe they were so drunk they won't remember. but umm yeah..no matter what...awkward... if they bring it up just say, whaaat?? we were downstairs watching a movie. haha guess you were more drunk than you thought!
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Then what happened?
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Comments (60)
TurkeyBaconLovin 0
if it starts "i was having sex" it shouldnt be an fml
Hanimon 0
*sigh* another one of those pathetic no-lifers who will never have sex
NJXD 0
Win ^^^
gusgus36 5
yup, 2. since any scenario that starts out with sex CAN'T end badly, EVER, or have anything horrible or embarrassing happen during it. it's a law. all the other FMLs about bad things during sex were just written by whiners.
Sindy_fml 4
i sscond that ^^^^
TurkeyBaconLovin 0
im sorry i was having sex as i posted that! my ipods kinda sticky tho :/
allmidnighteyes 11
If it's with yourself, it doesn't count.
insanesna1l 0
^^ win; and at least the in laws have no qualms about what you do in their house. Take advantage of it
ScaughtieHolden 11
15 you were probably letting your dog lick your chode
iluvmemicookies 0
This is why you don't have sex in mommy's and daddy's house, kids. but seriously OP I would be laughing so hard. Let's hope they were too drunk to care and not looking for a foursome.
tommyl1231 0
thats for damn sure, sex is usually awesome no matter what.
turkeyburger 0
Superbowl Champions and 4-0. and the bears? oh right you have epic choke cutler and an ex cowboy who does faceplant back flips good game bro next time show some respect.
i_love_grrr 0
ha you ****! lol
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Then what happened?
brittyboo123 35
If only we knew....
atomicJ 0
Why would the first thing his parents do is run upstairs and knock on his door? YOU LIAR!!!! YOU LIE!!!!! :D
gusgus36 5
maybe they were so drunk they won't remember. but umm yeah..no matter what...awkward... if they bring it up just say, whaaat?? we were downstairs watching a movie. haha guess you were more drunk than you thought!
KylesGirl52 0
This is a very good idea ^^ :)
sweetwargasm 0
y can totally use that in the future
InnocentLies 0
Door the lock. :)
rockhound 0
A good idea this is.
spec2662 0
if they drove home drunk they have no place to pass judgement, and who gets drunk and messes with their kids I'd tell them to get lost.
joa76 3
Who says they drove? Maybe friends dropped them off, or they took a taxi. All it says is they got home somehow.
calvin10 0
hey there white (?) trash family...
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
No racism.
JustinThunder 8
Seriously, learn to lock the door.
ctguyfml 4
You don't have to have a lock for someone to knock. Closed door = knock before entering.
wdfcrystal 6
The parents are drunk. You really think they'd bother to knock? ;o
daisy2101 7
A lot of houses don't have bedroom locks..