Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little giggle. I put on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there. So we continued. I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I was getting frisky with my husband under the covers in bed. My son decided to run into our room and cannonball on top of my husband. This startled him, which caused him to bite me. FML
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, my son climbed into our bed because he'd had a nightmare. He and my wife spent hours whispering and giggling like they were at a slumber party. Cute, until the next morning, when they were both tired, grumpy, and uncooperative. FML
Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML
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phobiaoffears 0
He laughs now, but later on in life he'll definitely regret doing that.
insensitivity_ki 0
He is so going to smoke crack...
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neokiller_fml 0
Can I have sex with you to?.
Escapist28 0
This sounds less like a FYL scenario and more like a freebie. Your son hid in your room, heard you having sex, and apparently came out unscathed. I'm glad he's able to laugh about it. And now, thanks to you, I bet a few more parents will check under the bed before going at it =)
nprugby11 0
Well that talk certainly is gonna come soon for him "Son, when a man loves a woman..." He's not gonna be scarred, people need to stop being sheltered
regalarius 0
Meh, "the talk" beginning with that always sounds to me like it's inadvertently encouraging the kid. "I love my girlfriend that I play house with...and when a man loves a woman, this is what we do!"
Stephai 0
Heh.. Thats not scarring. >.>
egaonogenki 0
Now he won't have another sibling.
kellster 2
Um, rule #1 of having sex while your kids are home: make sure you know where they are (i.e., out of earshot and certainly out of the room) before having sex. Idiot.
joemxrida 0
Ooooooooooo 1 word: OWNED
ice_cold1 0
well that sucks but i don't think it will actually mess up the kid. I mean wether or not you hear your parents doing it doesn't make much of a difference. You know they obviously have sex or have had sex before lol. He's not gonna be like "OMG i didn't know my parents ever had sex" and if he was giggling then clearly it doesn't bother him anyways.
curryndricegirll 0
Although he might not be scarred...I would chose not to mention it again. He probably won't remember it, and don't you bring it up. Wouldn't it be funny though if out of that he got a younger brother or sister. That would be an interesting story to tell.
irishyankee868 5
HAHAHAHA thats frickin helarious but there was no way you could have known he was under there but personally, i would have looked under there when i checked the door, but thats the kind of thing you dont wanna bring up again because I know, having a room where i can here my parents screwing through the wall, i dont EVER WANT TO BE REMINDED OF IT OR THINK ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN BECAUSE ITS DISGUSTING AND GIVES YOU MENTAL IMAGES!!!!!!!!!