Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I got fired from my new job on my first day. Why? Because I'm 19 and company policy says you have to be 21. But they can't ask how old you are. FML
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Top comments
tdub10 2
Can you say cougar. Haha
perdix 31
If you are so desperate, tell her she doesn't have to pull her hand away so fast. Let her fingers linger.
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tdub10 2
Can you say cougar. Haha
mrfruits 0
sexy time yes?
nickwest 0
you get on that horse and ride son ride till you can ride no more my friend then repeat. don't be a faget look at the power you have dumb ****.
rushiee 0
suck it up princess its just one smack (;
chillpill 0
haha u should be proud to get that older woman ;) but i have had a similar experience with my obese teacher while my ex gf was in the room. can anybody say akwardness??
LisaBanana 0
She just wants some good mc lovin' 'tis all!
sloppyflow 1
give her what se want she'd give u a raise
corporatescoundr 25
had the same experience in my art history class smh...
PieInTheSky24 0
it's simply a friendly gesture ;)
iSitt 0
Just close your eyes and think of England. They're all pink on the inside. Married women know how to keep a secret. It's French to cheat on your wife. It's American to get caught.
noscope_ftw 0
^ lmfao priceless mate
MrJentipede 2
hit it, your career is on the line here
MyDearBear 4
Lol! XD
MyDearBear 4
yea! ;D
Dyer18 0
Tap it and get that promotion!
hmna 0
MILF!
TNB_xACiDiC 0
no not MILF.... GILF!!! Ftw. . . ilol
LuckyMeeeeee 0
LMAO I was gonna say that
mageoreh 0
GIWF*
WTSchool 0
I'm sure you desperately need this job now. (:
tribridags 0
sue for sexual harassment and get more money?
kaylanicole1255 1
i would file a sexual harrasment suit.
aznbiznitch666 4
Or he can quit and make her his sugamama..
xStiina 0
lovely.
djmigues 7
^win.
kendra19977 0
I love ur glasses ...
CoolAsian 0
yo
alsnyder12 0
lmfao
TheBestManEver 0
OP you're looking at this the wrong way. Milk this act and get an upper management job in your workplace.
DrAwesome 6
Well, when you find out why your life sucks, you let me know.
woodyhillyer 0
agreed
dug44 0
hahahahahaha, u r right!!!
perdix 31
If you are so desperate, tell her she doesn't have to pull her hand away so fast. Let her fingers linger.
kellanlvr 1
hahahah oh my!
RedPillSucks 33
Reminds me of a "3rd Rock" skit. her *puts hand on butt* him "please move your hand" her "I'm so sorry!" *removes hand from butt* him "no, I meant 'around'"
tdub10 2
Nxt time she does it smack her on the ass back and say good game coach. Lol.... And make sure you put some stank on it.
sxm 13
and this is an fml why it should be more like a ******* rights type of story.
kdkorz 7
Yup, it's called sexual harassment.
IMcPwn 12
If you switch the genders of the boss and employee, this would be a rape case no doubt.
TheOtherNewest1 6
Go into her office and whip it out and be like "SUCK IT, BITCH!"