Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
belac763 15
I guess either way someone is getting a D
george_s_4 32
There's a simple lesson to be learned here. Don't do that
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Comments (100)
Eitanm 15
Dick move
XxNikixX 13
I'm the first!
HeadlessSparrow 20
No you're not.
george_s_4 32
And even if you were. No one gives a ****
xdafuze 12
You need 2 phones, One for the bitches and one for the dough.
sp00derman 23
he would probably still get them mixed up
sugarshugar 11
One for the plug and one for the load?
ALittleFreak 15
Kevin Gates keeps my panties wet.
connorgrant98 24
Why did this get down voted? That was pretty witty.
barfinghamster 9
but you comment got liked
belac763 15
I guess either way someone is getting a D
RetroGameNinja 7
Dammit I was gonna post that.
extrasnipes 22
This must be really hard for op to go through
Sparklypink714 9
lol
Pokemonguy 7
Best Comment EVER
dannidoll93 24
Maybe s/he'll up your grade?
BlackBoyFly 11
I hope you don't carry that mentality with your own education
TheSignOfLibra 11
I agree with BlackFlyBoy.
george_s_4 32
There's a simple lesson to be learned here. Don't do that
hellnosucka 27
you give a D, you get a D. It's the circle of life.
shay_serendipity 29
^ I don't remember that scene from Lion King.
kelzo33 7
Look beyond what you see
riddle143 15
Depends. If they like the D you can get an A. Like reverse sexual harassment. A little different, still never acceptable. :P
Bloodmorphed 7
or at least do one at a time.
17031990 20
"Accidentally" or hoping for extra credit?
juliakte 10
Yikes, hope your lectures aren't too awkward after that.
Snickers4 16
Oh they will be
ChristinePi 36
Why do I feel like this probably isn't the first time this has happened to that professor?
asiansapphire 10
was that you earlier?
R2Y2 22
There is nothing in the fml to implicate multiple occurences. Wtf are you even looking at to make that assumption?
trellz17 19
Now why in the hell would continue to text your professor? You should've waited till you were done sexting.