Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, after receiving a negative herpes test four months ago, my doctor called me and told me it was a false negative and I’ve been living with herpes for four months. I then had to tell everyone I’ve slept with about it, and worst of all my new boyfriend broke up with me. All in one day. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
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Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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bella_chaos7 5
Herpies is not only transmitted sexually, it can be transmitted orally. What this means is if either one of you kissed someone on or near the lips you may have gotten it that way and transmitted it to your partners genitals orally. I'm surprised the doc didn't give you this info. There are a lot of websites that can explain things more in depth. Best of luck to you guys.
Romanov09 0
Have you not thought that maybe he's been parking his "car" in some ladys "garage."
little_monster21 0
you better research other causes or some kind of reasonable explanation, cuz sounds like one of you is a filthy cheater!
DisgruntledArg 0
instead of jumping to cheating remember that herpes can be transmitted other ways. Cold sores on the edge of the mouth is herpes, if you are displaying symptoms and go down on your partner BANG! genital herpes. cold sores can be transferred by something as simple as sharing a pop can with someone who has cold sores.... honestly, no excuse for not knowing about STDs that can be transmitted so easily.
luckoirish14 6
one of you cheated... there is no otherwxplanation
HisShadow 1
riiiiiiiiiiiiight. one of you is lying.
smileydancer92 2
ya husband got some splainin' to doo! lol
AjsMommy7204 6
There are other ways to get Herpes... No one would have to cheat.. Maybe when one of you post an FML.. About something like an STD.. Ill have to remember what A$$ holes you guys are and say YDI... To OP.. Im Sorry Your having to go through this... its not fun.. when I went to have my son, THE HOSPITAL, Gave it to me.. Trust me, it will get better.. ive been married 4 years and My Hubby has yet to get... just take care of yourself and again. Im sorry...
Shalantas 0
Funny how she didn't mention there may be cheating involved. Seems to me guilt prevented her from mentioning that minor detail. ******* *****.
Poliahputz 0
One of you is luring and has a side piece.....very niiiiiice!