Today, on my first day at as a photo editor at a print store, I had to spend over an hour editing a full shoot of a fat man eating a baguette in a bathtub, closeups included. FML
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Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, I folded a stack of 2,500 brochures for the new exhibit we're putting on at the museum where I work. As I was finishing up, I got an email. The dates have just been changed, so all the brochures have to be reprinted and refolded. FML
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euphoricness 28
Admit it OP, it was the hottest thing you've ever seen.
MaybeFML 9
Out of everything... Why in a bathtub?
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MaybeFML 9
Out of everything... Why in a bathtub?
orbit 22
So the crumbs from his baguette don't fall onto the ground, duh
Aquila_Umbrae 26
You don't eat in your bathtub? What are you like a normal person or something?
BassinBoy14 13
Better than a shower! Fill the tub with bubbles and that just screams "good time!".
omgitsmoe 26
Who would ******* eat in the shower ? Like how ?
badluckalex 23
its also an fml for the photographer
cryssycakesx3 23
they same way you would eat a baguette anywhere else, 49.
orbit 22
Well 51, usually photographers choose their models and setting. So he might have been into that sort of thing
uhhh_khakis 2
Yeah be classy #1
euphoricness 28
Admit it OP, it was the hottest thing you've ever seen.
Soviet_American 29
Yeah, I mean have you ever seen the the picture of President Taft in a tub? That's a glorious picture
Chibi_Kitten 24
Yeah..it was in a kid's book called "So You Want To Be President". I think it should cranes lowering him into an enormous tub.
Lefty_Guns 16
Admit it euphoricness, you were the fat man.
cinskeep43 15
that's awful... who eats baguettes in a bathtub?
Wingman527 22
What's a baguette?
cinskeep43 15
its a long loaf of bread
LittleBells 17
Um excuse you, anybody who is anybody eats their baguette bread in the bathtub
Zougibourg_fml 6
#15 Btw baguette is french so the world is french too, it means stick...
emily4040 18
Who doesn't eat baguettes in the bathtub?
PenguinBitch 44
The rest of the world.
MortenM 17
Don't worry. Soon that'll be a bread and butter job for you
_FML_Austin_ 12
Please tell me his other baguette wasn't also visible...
badluckalex 23
op never said it was. then again, he never said it wasnt ;)
cryssycakesx3 23
thanks for clearing that up, 50.
weveallbeenthere 30
you should have played with Photoshop and put a robe on him or added a pig with Apple in mouth etc....
SarahSehhati 40
Or turned him into a skinny woman lol
tony1891 22
i just pictured that in my mind. i feel sorry for you op
Mads_1234 28
But did you see his other baguette? Edit: damn, 6 beat me to it
_FML_Austin_ 12
_FML_Austin_ 12
maybe next time...just maybe...
Martinez0285 28
Could this be the new Hasselhoff clip?
christian1509 21
Who pays for that kind of stuff xD
Enslaved 38
Have you ever gone to a gag store like "Spencer's"? They have a card aisle with pictures just like what the OP took. Probably some Birthday card saying, "Heard you were feeling crummy".
maximus_prime 24
Or "Having a whale of a time."