Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
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cavalos94 0
What a...
Whammeh 0
As if cheating on you wasn't enough of an insult to you. Seems you'll be better off without her, she sounds like the personification of a grade A bitch.
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Comments (144)
cavalos94 0
What a...
FlipInBrosky 4
..****** douchebag!
salvorican 24
...bitch
FlipInBrosky 4
..or bitch, however way you see it.
dre_bro11 12
... or filthy Ganga ****.
eminemchick 19
can i say bam!headshot!+50p again? i had been corrected.. Boom! Headshot!+50p
princessRiRi97 0
....Fat sleeping panda pussy!
WiderWille 11
42, my thoughts exactly
MissFukMyLuck 0
...manipulative **** not worth of the air he breaths... I can't stand bitches like that, I have a cousin who dated a girl who said she was raped when they found out her baby wasn't his. it's horrible offensive to woman who have been abused.
TheBlackCops 0
Definitely bitch.
herrobear 0
That's perfectly good reason to beat him up. So did you?
xo_kat_xo 0
...dumb bitch?
imosim 0
why'd 42 get thumbed down? I thought is was funny. :P
Trololololololo_fml 7
I don't blame the man for punching you, I would've done the same. He didn't know the truth. Hey, turns out your ex-girlfriend DOES deserve a good shove..
B47m4n 0
i agree with 73, the guy dint know the truth its that bitch who deserves to get smacked, 1st she cheats, then she talks shit, this girl is honnestly worth less then nothing
YourMomxD 8
MEANIE!!! lol jk I meant fucktard.
MeBeYourFriend 0
Your ex-gf must have really hated you.
tjv3 10
well according to the fml posted above yours you should cause her harm and hospitalize her
WordSmyth 2
...evil, sandy-******'d, ogre-bitch ****.
a_nutritionist 10
@51 assuming she was telling the truth, that would make this guy no different to most out there. trusting, ignorant and quick to act without thinking. most people would hit a guy who used to beat their girlfriend. the issue is he just believed her without any evidence, but its forgivable. you should stop hating on him when shes the **** of the story.
Heliol 8
#51 something similar happened to my cousin. He's one of the nicest guys ever, but when he divorced his wife because she was cheating on him she tried to say he was abusive to keep him from getting to see his daughter, even though she was still trying to get him to take her back. Thankfully he managed to get joint custody of his daughter.
bambiemassacre 0
cavalos94 is super hot.
Surferbro 5
wow that's messed up he's robbing u and is like laughing his balls off
doctor_J 0
wrong post
ThatFatGuyBehind 3
Op got Pwned by a random guy
abluekiwi 0
Not quite random, there were some connections. You see?
WallyTheWombat 0
nah, OP got sucker-punched by a coward. OP, just tell him that your ex gave you AIDS, give him something to freak out about. Maybe they will get into an argument and he'll beat her, he sounds like the kinda douche that would hit a girl.
Gianca1208 4
Just how's does your dick taste? ;)
toqwert 0
Make her right! (In other words, beat her) Not really, don't do that, it's bad...
muchagente 5
at least, guys like this often turn out the kind of guys who beat up their gf sooner or later. so just relax, she will get it back in due time.
DRock525 0
karma
murdermastr 0
your life suks
techweed 12
Now there's enough reason for you to ACTUALLY beat her
thehoneybadger 10
Uh... no.
Agiggleaday 0
Theres never a good reason to beat a girl.
spazmattic 0
you can't be found guilty twice for the same crime on court...
Agiggleaday 0
Cute bird.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I think infidelity is a fairly good reason to hit a female. Females want equal rights? I say we give it to them, good and bad.
haaschy 0
you should never beat a girl.. what planet are you from?!! wtf..
DocBastard 40
crymorefmls- No you moron, infidelity is a good reason to BREAK UP with a female. There's no excuse for domestic violence ever for any reason. Got that? NO excuse. EVER.
horneyhic 15
for once I agree with u dr
anorexicbarbie 8
I think the only instance where you can hit a man OR a woman is in self defense. Why go to jail over someone who got under your skin? It's not worth it.
randomguy1millon_fml 0
62 she stole 1pound of ur weed
that_is_Nathy 9
did you? ;) No really....tell him you broke up because she ***** everything on her way. Though I tend to like the idea that he fights for his girlfriend, if he thinks she's treated horrible, he might just need to control if the information is right or wrong
DjeePee 25
The problem I still have with 'fighting for his girlfriend' is that he 'defended' her when it's not usefull anymore. If he beated OP when his girlfriend came to him with a swollen lip and a bleeding nose, well, that's something I can understand. But they weren't either a couple anymore.
a_nutritionist 10
i dunno, if i found out someone had beat my girlfriend before we were together, id be pretty tempted to hit them as well. would i follow through? no. but i can understand someone who would. direct your hatred where it belongs, on the lying bitch. its not even a matter of defending her, as much as making sure the asshole didnt feel like he got away with it.
RuskiManBearPig 4
so? she's a lying bitch!!!!!!! don't worry karma will answer your vendetta and if not 2 words " Molotov cocktails" :/
BWill9014 4
Unexpected fights are the worst since you automatically start the fight at a disadvantage
saIty 17
Not if you're Chuck Norris.
sxe_beast 11
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH ZOMG LIKE DAT CHUCK NORRIS JOKE WAS FUNNNY LOLZORZ HAHAAHAHAHHAHA LOLOLOLOL OMG FUNNIEST JOKE EVER. No... Both Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris jokes are fail.
SirEBC 7
Xanax, dude.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Who pissed in your cornflakes 12? Jesus dude, calm down. It's not "sxe" to rage all over a joke.
DocBastard 40
sxe_beast - you want to know what's really "fail"? Saying something "is fail". Last I checked, "fail" is a verb.
sxe_beast 11
You people were TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLED. But seriously he failed in his attempt to make a joke. People who make Chuck Norris jokes fail at life. *shrug*
benniful 0
Agreed! and btw, your picture made me laugh for 20 minutes straight last night. but then again, I was super-baked ;)
LizzJizz 16
I think #2 commented on the wrong fml D: .....anyways...maybe OP beat her...with his **** o.o
Whammeh 0
As if cheating on you wasn't enough of an insult to you. Seems you'll be better off without her, she sounds like the personification of a grade A bitch.
hahayourface_ 3
agreed.
eliteteamdancer 0
mmhmm !