Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML
Today, it's that time of year again: my mom has threatened to disown me if I celebrate Christmas in any way, shape, or form. Yes, she is an extreme bible thumper. No, she doesn't see what is wrong with her behavior, nor does she care. FML
Today, my mother snapped and took her frustrations out on me. Whenever she has a problem with other family members, it falls on me because she can't show them her true face to them. And she wonders why I hide away all the time… FML
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML
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KelseyDaBoyz 21
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
lidget 5
That.... Almost made sense.
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Comments (101)
daytoday21 10
Perhaps you could offer to wrap them for her with your eyes closed? :/
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Damn, you must be talented if you can wrap presents with your eyes shut. I can barely wrap with my eyes open. (I can, just not flawlessly like some people make it look). :P
Misswildsides 22
I wander what made OP's mom resort to this..
TacoBelle 8
Pure insanity?
GuessWhatKids 13
1 - Or just walk in with eyes closed, throw a blanket over them, and walk out.
Brssps 13
So put presents her presents on her bed and tell her if she goes near them
lidget 5
That.... Almost made sense.
seandoc 13
presents her presents
insertnameherr 11
#6 so close...
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
2- FINISH THE GODDAMN SENT...
winkydog4056 16
#60_Winky wants to know WHAT is up with your profile mugshot there.
vickytronmon 6
My mom did that this year too!
Smashhoof 15
That's amazing! You should write an FML about it!
lhazz11 23
How dare you ruin the surprise!
HKCgrimmjow 15
Some kids these days -^- so disrespectful eh? Looking at a pile of new things on the floor. This gives me an idea! When I have kids ima tape the presents to all the walls and tell them if I catch them looking at them, then they don't get em. Like a blind man in the maze >:)
ALlamaOnFire 20
I'm going to tape the presents to their backs. I will turn them into TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles)
Overatedlife_fml 5
Someone needs to go to ninja school.
howdeedoo 22
What a bitch
RoboCunnilingus 23
Went a little overboard there, huh?
RaveBlade 4
At least she buys you some presents...
KelseyDaBoyz 21
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
MidnaLink 35
Home Alone LOL
KelseyDaBoyz 21
That's not where that is from.
Sarah123321 4
93: one direction?
brackaman 18
Actually 93, the line was in a home alone movie. It was just coming out of a tv set in the movie.
KelseyDaBoyz 21
Did not know that 98, thanks.
SuperDanielNL 23
She needs help I think
olpally 33
Bitches be crazy. Lol, wow. Good luck with that.