Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my apartment was robbed. The police report said my apartment was ransacked. No it wasn't, that's how it looks every day. FML
Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, my house got broken into for the third time. The nice police officer said that if I didn't want my house to keep being robbed I should, "Fix the place up so it doesn't look like a crummy vacant building." FML
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lenamartinovic 13
Report him
YaboyVinnie 21
When things get personal, cops are the biggest assholes, just because they have the power to be. Better report that dude.
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Comments (151)
charvisioku 22
How thick are the people who voted YDI? It worries me that anyone would condone such unprofessional behaviour from the people who are supposed to be protecting society.
yepusuckarse 7
I call bullshit! No way some stupid tryst in high school made some cop still randomly bitter enough to say u ransacked your own home!!
greenwich1945 13
How is this YDI...?
SoylentCandycorn 10
I have no idea. It's pathetic and illegal for a cop to be doing this.
rebelliousshroom 12
I keep wondering about the same thing, it's the same with several of the newerst FMLs
rebelliousshroom 12
Oh, you corrected it. Sorry. It seems I read your comment while it was still young enough to be edited.
Metallica36176 16
Yeah it seems like the FML Staff could be playing games....every new FML has more YDIs. It could be "Today, I sneezed and couldn't help it. FML" and everyone would click YDI...
colaptesauratus 5
Wow, that's ridiculous. Report him!
PrussiaisAwesome 15
Your past will haunt you. Maybe you should have moved farther from your home town? If you made people that upset with you over a petty spat it might have been a good idea.
lexieB2014 19
I would report him and call for different police officer
wdd2 5
This is part of the reason I hate cops; they're supposed to be objective, but I have yet to see one without a personal agenda.
SUPA_TOLL_CAL 6
my d teacher used to date a cop she told us that he fives more tickets to people he didn't get along with at highschool
cristy91 33
*accidental post*
cristy91 33
A lot of people miss-click, a lot of people might be after a badge, and a lot of people just like hitting ydi on people to get to a specific number (i.e. 10, 69, 100, 1234 etc).