Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, my apartment was robbed. The police report said my apartment was ransacked. No it wasn't, that's how it looks every day. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
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LoLoLo_fml 0
So that guy decided to use his thinking abilities for evil.
Eir_fml 1
I'm thinking the wallet was stolen earlier and the guy drove to the station to get it, then his house was robbed. Otherwise it's not clear enough.
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Comments (33)
vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0
That'll teach you to be more careful with your wallet.
Queenfaria 12
You are an idiot.
beaiguana 4
He was being sarcastic.
LoLoLo_fml 0
So that guy decided to use his thinking abilities for evil.
necomni 0
Wow, that's ****** up. I'm sorry, man.
Eir_fml 1
I'm thinking the wallet was stolen earlier and the guy drove to the station to get it, then his house was robbed. Otherwise it's not clear enough.
samenames 0
And you're on this website instead of trying to find out who robbed the place why?
Queenfaria 12
What ? You suddenly want him to become a detective? You try finding out who robbed you after being robbed. See how easy that is. Moron..
teentee401 37
Why do people always comment something like this? OP could've come home, called the cops, and gotten all of that sorted out and THEN written the FML. Do you think they literally wrote this as soon as they discovered the robbery?
Justinc_ 0
The police are having some laughs. LULZ galore.
Eladar 0
So they stole your wallet...got your address, and knew you were out, so they broke in and stole stuff... That part is understandable... But why the **** would they not have taken the computer? And it's not like you'd be at work after JUST getting robbed...
paperplanes92 0
peopleeee maybe it didnt actually happen today, but all FMLS have to start that way..
Hey_Darl 0
Haha nice #15, and very true conclusion #19 but maybe they did, he probably had bought another one though, but keep your wallet in a safe place next time, so you don't lose it again!
24788 7
You have the worst luck ever! I can't believe that would happen. :(