Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my apartment was robbed. The police report said my apartment was ransacked. No it wasn't, that's how it looks every day. FML
Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, my house got broken into for the third time. The nice police officer said that if I didn't want my house to keep being robbed I should, "Fix the place up so it doesn't look like a crummy vacant building." FML
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lenamartinovic 13
Report him
YaboyVinnie 21
When things get personal, cops are the biggest assholes, just because they have the power to be. Better report that dude.
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Comments (151)
FYLDeep 26
I guess all you can do is file a complaint with the police department.
Shadomasta 5
Call up the station and request a supervisor. He doesn't get to make those decisions.
melacortez 11
What an ass report him
Pitbull305 9
What happened to his oath to "protect and to serve" ? Something tells me the baton hanging on his belt is over compensating for his "lackings"
fistnazal 10
Leave the man alone. Little did you know that his lunch was ruined too. He couldn't even get a liter of cola and someone spit in his burger.. You were just the icing on the cake
gracehi 33
"It's French for, 'give me a ******* Cola!'"
lidget 5
OP's house was broken into, it's not like he called the cops just to chat. And cops don't go into the job because they want sympathy, his duties are far more important than his mood.
fistnazal 10
It was a reference to a movie
tj5810 21
A large farva.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Your an ass
SuperGamingDK 2
You're
Altar_fml 2
You're.. For the love of God and all things beautiful, it's YOU'RE!
irishpotatoes 5
You are hot
perdix 31
You need to suck it up or move. Sure, you could rat him out to his boss and get him disciplined, but he's got a badge, a gun, and even worse, a ticket book. If he can't find a pretext to kill you, beat you or imprison you, he can drain your bank account by writing you up for every ticky-tack violation.
crazytwinsmom 25
True. Similar reason I didn't report an older cop that hugged and hit on me when investigating a break in when I was 19. It's their word against yours too. They will deny it.
stokkingu 8
That's called being a dirty cop. I find the lack of discipline amongst the law disgusting yet I highly doubt the cop of this anecdote would waste time doing such a thing to this man. It seems innate to me. Yet in a way I'm just spouting nonsense to leave a reply on Perdix's comment. Fufufu!
shan88 14
He doesn't need to suck it up!!! Just because they had an argument in highschool doesn't mean the cop gets out of doing his job, and if the cop decides to get nasty for being reported then OP can keep reporting him for harassment. He'll either give up or lose his badge.
perdix 31
#40, that's right, he has the other option of moving away. If the cop has such a blatant disregard of duty and justice in this instance, I can see a prolonged battle ending up very ugly for the OP. We all want justice, but in some cases, it won't be served and the best we can do is relocate.
shan88 14
45. Yes I saw the other option but I also believe he doesn't need to move away. Why should he pick up his life and move because this cop has a problem with him from a high school fight. Again if he continues to harass OP then he can report him and he would lose his badge. I truly believe saying suck it up or move is ridiculous, a cop is supposed to "protect and serve" no matter who it is.
gribbles 12
The ****?! No. People's view of the law has become so twisted. They are here to "serve and protect." Know right away, some asshole cop does that shit, his ass is being reported. And if he has a history of being a dick, his ass is either losing his job or being moved to a department where he has no interaction with civvies.
Archay 13
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say perdix was being sarcastic, but I don't know.
Thejackel79 9
Hey guys, I think OP should report him, I don't know it just seems like the right thing to do and no one here has told him to.
crazytwinsmom 25
The vey first comment does.
peachesncreem 21
I think 18 was being sarcastic :)
crazytwinsmom 25
Yep, thanks, my sarcasm radar wasn't awake yet, sorry.
Thejackel79 9
Its ok, you are forgiven.
Enslaved 38
Should have asked him to call for back up. Cops rarely work alone. And usually more than one cop in the area response to a call.
scarperwins 1
Stop, you know nothing of what you're talking about.
TheDrifter 24
Around here they rarely even show up in person for a break in that's not in progress, they just ask you to bring am inventory to the nearest precinct.
KVKdragon 26
Cops are supposed to be more civil than this. Report that guy so he knows better than to abuse his power for personal gain/satisfaction
CheeseHater 23
This is even illegal, so OP has a great case.
CrissyyyS2 22
What a freakin jerk!