Anonymous
Australia
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mike
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
paywithpoop
United States
Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
xobeachbabi428ox
United States
Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
BedazzledAlpaca
Englewood, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Username
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
The Voice
Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk, saying, "Shut the fuck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
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albinorhino 0
well that shit musta been worth it huh...
Kervik 0
"I don't know about you, but when I crap, I crap LOUD." Yup, the whole internet wanted to hear that.
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Comments (104)
Ceyenna 0
How sad.
xocourtxo 0
if I'm home alone. I leave the bathroom door open you. dumshiit..... Orr op just lock it next time?
Lilcommentaddict 0
You seen to have gotten into a SHITTY situation.,.
kman666 0
was it a good dump?
buttercuppies 0
Aww.. what was he supposed to do? Pinch it off and run and hide? Wouldn't it be something though... he disappears into another room to grab a gun or something, and the robber goes into the bathroom right after and sees poopies in the toilet.
bballwarrior 0
sucks for you!!
itsStormieBabyy 0
Must have been one he'll of a shit!(;
rhinodood 0
That's some shitty luck...
phansmootchie 5
I'm sorry, but unless it was a forceful taking of items, which it appears it wasn't, the correct term is "Burgled"
Sunkissedgal 6
Look on the bright side....that must have been one spectacular relieving dump.