Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML
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Top comments
quickit 24
Things can be replaced, you can't! It sucks that they stole your things but at least you made it out unscathed.
Michael903 18
At least they didn't take the couch...
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Comments (58)
pdp_fml 21
You could sleep through your house burning down too!
rbubbles 20
I slept through my neighbours house getting burnt down. Sirens from the fire brigade, police and ambulance and I slept through the entire thing.. Moral of my story? Never live next door to me, I'm useless and def lol
Turtle_Man 21
#18, useless and *deaf*? That's the ideal neighbor!
Door_Productions 19
The ideal neighbor is one you never have to see.
rbubbles 20
Thanks #33 now I can add illiterate to my list lol ;)
MrSarary 26
Must be a deep sleeper. Was it at least a good sleep? Sorry OP that sucks
HappyItalian 38
I don't think that OP's main thought right now would be about how good the sleep was.
Nevermind212 11
Op you should be thankful you're not kidnapped or stolen somehow
MrSarary 26
Yeah of course not, I just didn't know what else to say to console OP, or take his/her mind off of it.
quickit 24
Things can be replaced, you can't! It sucks that they stole your things but at least you made it out unscathed.
niallo 23
I totally agree. God alone knows what would have happened if you woke up.
Michael903 18
At least they didn't take the couch...
Enslaved 38
Or rob you of your sleep. :P
False_Stupidity 42
Maybe they did take the couch and OP is such a heavy sleeper that he didn't even feel himself being moved.
Dreamsorrow93 24
If I was the thief id of stolen his clothing. If nothing else to scare op the rest of their life.
quickit 24
Well you're a pretty messed up thief, aren't you?
melbournearsenal 18
You're just too reckless, aren't ya?
jvfelicio 13
#5 Id of? ID OF?
tantanpanda 26
I'd have ( I would have)
patwo8 14
Damn that sucks
supernerd95 17
did you at least dream about something good? .. but seriously though that sucks
nataliewby 25
How are the people of the FML community being so easily robbed while they're at home?
gf53 9
Elementary, my dear Watson! The thief must be one of the members on here. Whenever there's a shortage of FMLs, he/she robs another house.
boxers4lyfe 17
You sound like me... Could sleep through anything. Hope you have homeowners/renters insurance!
worldclassrager 41
Invest in an alarm system or if you have one arm it when you are taking a nap...that's what I do