Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
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gigamesh 8
just sounds like a sore loser
Hangryko 32
Those aren't rude words. Up your game.
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Comments (9)
Hangryko 32
Those aren't rude words. Up your game.
gigamesh 8
just sounds like a sore loser
poopface82 25
That’s one way to liven up Scrabble.
n3rdn3ss 8
That's badass!
maverick83 15
That's actually quite impressive.
L0life29 6
respect! 👊🏻
TeacherTeem 21
It’s kind of your fault. Changing IS to ******** uses only 6 letters. You get a 50 point bonus if you use ALL 7 of your letters.
Gubbon 17
After reading the first 5 words, I thought this was going to be a real FML. Now I just think your boyfriend did something cool and you're a sore loser. Or have no sense of humor.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Shout out to the homie for finding the ********! Some dudes treat it like they're hunting for Waldo. Or so I've heard.