Anonymous
Australia
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Mike
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
paywithpoop
United States
Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
xobeachbabi428ox
United States
Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
BedazzledAlpaca
Englewood, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Username
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
The Voice
Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk, saying, "Shut the fuck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
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albinorhino 0
well that shit musta been worth it huh...
Kervik 0
"I don't know about you, but when I crap, I crap LOUD." Yup, the whole internet wanted to hear that.
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Comments (104)
WhyworldWhy 0
awwwwkkkkkkwwwwwaaaarrrddddd!
C2Ultima 0
You probably shouldn't have taken such a long dump.
IceCream53423 0
and ur laptop/desktop didn't get taken why???
energyphuck 0
bahahaha!!!
hazer 3
And you didn't defend your property? Shit is a weapon. Monkeys use it. Aim for the eyes.
Cant_Touch_This_ 0
LMFAO!
4h34d 0
This is what happens when you're off guard. Always have a spotter around when you're taking a dump for increased safety.
madaddicted 0
ROFL couldn't you have like possibly heard something? .....anyway don't you have any door alarms? i mean how did the burglars get in and managed to robb you when you were IN the house? LOL you must of took an extremely long dump...
blah123blah 0
So you were taking a shit while they were taking your shit.
JennaD 0
Hahahahahahahaha! Thats so funny
Cant_Touch_This_ 0
OMFG!! THE MOST ULTIMATE EPIC WIN!! LMFAO!!!
soundslikeme123 0
this happened to my friend but she was upstairs talking to her cats! the robber would have heard it all. she wasn't fussed about the things stolen, she was just embarrassed that they would have heard her!!